- ALL RIGHT, FROM THE NFL
WE NOW TURN TO THE WORLDOF NASCAR.
PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T SUREWHAT TO THINK OF NASCAR
ARE MORE SURE TODAYAFTER A NASCAR DRIVER
RELEASED BIGOTED AND IGNORANTSTATEMENTS ON HIS PODCAST.
- [coughs] ALL RIGHT,WHAT'S UP NASCAR FANS?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YA'LL,
BUT THIS PRESIDENT OBAMA ISPISSIN' ME OFF.
SO I'M GONNA DO SOME DIPAND SPEAK MY MIND.
TODAY I'M GONNA BE DIPPIN'...
VAGISIL REGULAR STRENGTHANTI-ITCH CREAM.
OH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT'SA BIG DIGGER RIGHT THERE.
SO I'M PRETTY PISSED OFFAT WHAT I FOUND OUT.
I FOUND THIS OBAMAWANTS TO PUT
A BIGGER TAX ON GASOLINE.
WHAT THE FUCKIS UP WITH THAT?
THAT'S FUCKING GAY.
AND HE'S FUCKING GAYAS HELL.
Y'ALL KNOWMY PIT BOSS, BUTTERS.
- OBAMA'S FUCKING GAY.
- HE'S FUCKING GAY AS HELL.
- PISSES ME OFF.
- SO Y'ALL BE SURE TOCATCH US IN OUR NEXT RACE.
WE'RE ABOUT AS POOR AND STUPIDAS THEY FUCKING COME,
SO COME DOWN AND CHEER FOR USAT NASCAR ON SATURDAY.
OBAMA'S GAY AS HELL!
- WELL, IF YOU ASK ME,THAT'S ALL THE PROOF WE NEED
THAT NASCAR REALLY IS JUSTFOR THE POOR AND THE STUPID.
That Pisses Me Off
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about dip and Obama.
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits Butters to help him chase his NASCAR dream.x CLOSE
After getting poor, Cartman devises a plan to get stupid.x CLOSE
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.x CLOSE
While in the hospital, Cartman gets some uplifting news from his doctor.x CLOSE
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his poverty to the next level...and is handsomely rewarded.x CLOSE
Cartman joins other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.x CLOSE
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about dip and Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets behind the wheel of his very own race car.x CLOSE