NEXT ON FOX 11 NEWS,ARE NASCAR FANS STUPID?
SOME PEOPLEARE STARTING TO WONDER
AFTER A NASCAR FANAPPARENTLY GOT HIGH ON VAGISIL
AND SNUCK ONTO THE TRACKKILLING 11 PEOPLE.
- TOM, THE NASCAR FANGOT INTO A CAR HERE ON SUNDAY
AND CRASHED IN THE LAKEBEHIND ME.
HE WAS LATER FOUNDTO HAVE INGESTED THIS,
MAXIMUM STRENGTH VAGISIL,
AND ALSOVAGISIL MEDICATED WIPES,
MAKING NASCAR FANSLOOK PRETTY STUPID, TOM.
- [muffled] NO!
NASCAR FANS AREN'T STUPID.CARTMAN IS!
- THE NASCAR FAN VOWSHE WILL TRY TO DO IT AGAIN,
BUT THAT THIS TIME,HE'LL WIN.
- [muffled ranting]
Are NASCAR Fans Stupid?
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits Butters to help him chase his NASCAR dream.x CLOSE
After getting poor, Cartman devises a plan to get stupid.x CLOSE
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.x CLOSE
While in the hospital, Cartman gets some uplifting news from his doctor.x CLOSE
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his poverty to the next level...and is handsomely rewarded.x CLOSE
Cartman joins other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.x CLOSE
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about dip and Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets behind the wheel of his very own race car.x CLOSE