- WE ARE JUST SECONDS AWAY
FROM THE STARTOF THE DENVER 300!
- EXCUSE ME!
MR. EVANS, SIR?
YOUR--YOUR WIFEIS ON THE PHONE.
SHE JUST GOT RAPED.- WHAT?
- YEAH, SHE GOT RAPED A LOT,
AND YOU GOTTA TALK TO HER.
- OH, MY GOD!
- SWEET!NICE WORK, BUTTERS.
NOW GO BE MY SPOTTERSO WE CAN WIN THIS THING.
- ERIC, ARE YOU SUREYOU CAN DO THIS?
- DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS,I'M TOTALLY POOR AND STUPID.
I'M READY FOR NASCAR.
- LET THE RACE BEGIN!
- LET'S GO NASCAR!
I'M NOT MOVING, BUTTERS.
- I THINK YOU GOTTA PRESSTHE GAS PEDAL.
- WHAT'S THAT?- THERE'S LIKE A LONG PEDAL
ON THE FLOORBY YOUR RIGHT FOOT.
- OH, OKAY.
LET'S GO NASCAR!
- IT LOOKS LIKETHE DALE EVANS' CAR
IS GOING THE WRONG WAY!
- COOL, NASCAR!
- OH, FUCK MY ASS!
Let's Go NASCAR!!
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.
Cartman gets all teary over what he wants to be when he grows up.x CLOSE
Cartman recruits Butters to help him chase his NASCAR dream.x CLOSE
After getting poor, Cartman devises a plan to get stupid.x CLOSE
Butters and Cartman sneak themselves into a NASCAR race.x CLOSE
While in the hospital, Cartman gets some uplifting news from his doctor.x CLOSE
Kenny gets pissed after seeing a NASCAR news report.x CLOSE
Cartman takes his poverty to the next level...and is handsomely rewarded.x CLOSE
Cartman joins other NASCAR drivers for a press conference.x CLOSE
PTI picks up Cartman's video podcast about dip and Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets behind the wheel of his very own race car.x CLOSE