WE HAVE NO IDEAHOW HE'S GOING TO REACT.
- COME ON, TOWELIE,IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YOU WANNA COME ON OVER,HAVE A SEAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
- WHAT IS EVERYBODYDOING HERE?
- WE'VE ALLJUST BEEN TALKING, TOWELIE,
AND--AND WHAT I'M HEARINGIS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERE
WHO JUST LOVE THE HECKOUT OF YA.
AND THEY'RE GONNA SAYWHAT THEY WANNA SAY,
THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAYWHAT YOU WANNA SAY,
AND WE'RE DONE, OKAY?
- TOWELIE, OVER THE PASTCOUPLE YEARS,
I HAVE SEEN DRUG ADDICTION
AFFECT YOUIN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
- OH, JESUS, MAN.
- TOWELIE, YOU NEED TOLET HIM FINISH.
YOU'RE NOT THE TOWELYOU USED TO BE.
WHEREAS YOU USED TO BEFLUFFY AND ABSORBENT,
YOU NOW ARE CRUSTY AND...
AND UNABLE TO ABSORBTHE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF WATER.
WILL YOU GET HELP TODAY?
- I DON'T--I DON'T GET THIS.
- TOWELIE,OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS,
I HAVE WATCHED YOU GOFROM AN ANCILLARY CHARACTER
WITH A FEW AMUSINGCATCHPHRASES
TO A DRIED-OUT SPOOGE RAG
COVERED IN THE JIZZOF A THOUSAND OLDER MEN.
- CAN WE JUST END THIS,PLEASE?
- YOU HAVE TOLET HIM FINISH, TOWELIE.
- IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPTTREATMENT,
I WILL NO LONGERGIVE YOU MONEY,
OR BE YOUR FRIEND.
I WILL NOT HELP YOUKILL YOURSELF.
- ALL RIGHT, ERIC.DO YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?
- KYLE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
YOU ARE A LIARAND A SWINDLER
WHO WILL DO ANYTHINGFOR MONEY, AND I--
- WE'RE HERE FOR TOWELIE,FAT ASS!
- I'M SUPPOSED TO BEALLOWED TO FINISH, RIGHT?
IS THAT RIGHT?AHEM.
THE JEWS HAVE BEEN PERSECUTEDACROSS THE EARTH
FOR GOOD REASON, KYLE.
YOU ARE A RACEOF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, WHO--
- THIS IS SERIOUS,YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
- I'M BEING SERIOUS, KYLE!HELLO!
- KYLE, WE HAVE TOLET PEOPLE BE ALLOWED
TO FINISHDURING INTERVENTIONS.
- BUT HE'S JUST USINGHIS TIME ON TELEVISION TO--
- KYLE, PLEASE,IT IS NOT YOUR TURN.
- YOU ARE A RACEOF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, KYLE,
WHO THROUGHOUT THE MILLENNIA
HAVE SQUIRMEDAND WORKED YOUR WAY
INTO THE DARK CUBBYHOLESOF SOCIETY.
WHERE EXACTLY DID THE JEWSFIRST GET THEIR POWER
AND HOW ARE THEY ABLE TOMANIPULATE OUR MINDS TODAY?
The boys all join together for Towelie's intervention.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Towelie's habits start to spin out of control.x CLOSE
Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!x CLOSE
Jimmy's Blue Team prepares for the big competition, while the Red Team hatches a plan of their own.x CLOSE
At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.x CLOSE
Nathan schemes up a surefire way for his Red Team to win the canoe races.x CLOSE
The Red Team's scavenger hunt doesn't go as planned.x CLOSE
Towelie runs out of money, but still finds a new way to get high.x CLOSE
Nathan hatches another daring plan to stop Jimmy's Blue Team.x CLOSE
Jimmy shows off his skills in the surfing competition.x CLOSE
The boys all join together for Towelie's intervention.x CLOSE