OUR FIRST EVENTIS THE BIG CANOE RACE!
- OH, BOY,THE CANOE RACES! HEEE!
- WE GOTTA BE-BE-BE-BE-BE--
WE GOTTA B-B-BEATTHE RED TEAM!
- I'VE GOT IT, MIMSY.
I GOT A WAY TO WIN THE RACE
AND GET RID OF JIMMYFOR GOOD.
- DUH, OH, BOY!WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, BOSS?
- SIMPLE, MIMSY.
WE'RE GONNA PUT A LITTLESURPRISE IN THE CANOE.
- DOH, DOH,WHAT KIND OF A SURPRISE?
OOH, IT'S A SNAKE!
- NOT JUST ANY SNAKE, MIMSY.
IT'S A BLACK MAMBA.
- OH, GEE WIZ, BOSS.
WE'RE GONNA KILL ALLTHE BLUE TEAM AND JIMMY, HUH?
- SHH! SHH!
- YOU BOYS EXCITEDFOR THE CANOE RACE?
- YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.
I LIKE THE FUN CANOE.
- CANOES ARE FUN,AREN'T THEY?
- NOW TAKE THE BLACK MAMBA,MIMSY,
AND PUT IT IN THE CANOE.
I'M GONNA GO GETOUR TEAM READY.
- ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,ARE WE READY?
- GOOD LUCK, JIMMY!
- YOU TOO, N-N-NATHAN!
- YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT,YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
- ON YOUR MARK!
GET SET![starting pistols fires]
- AAH! HOLY SHIT!
MIMSY, WHAT THE HELLDID YOU DO?
- DUH, YOU SAIDTO PUT THE BLACK MAMBA
IN THE CANOE, BOSS!
- NOT IN OUR CANOE, MIMSY!
- WE CROSSEDTHE FINISH LINE FIRST!
- HEY, HEY,WE NEED A TOWEL!
- UH, OH, UM, JUST A SEC!
- NOT JUST A SEC.
WE GOT A BUNCHOF WET CAMPERS DOWN THERE!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HEY, YOU OWE ME MONEY,ASSHOLE!
- THAT'S IT.WE'RE DONE.
YOU ARE NO LONGEREMPLOYED HERE.
- PLEASE, SIR.
- WE NEED A NICE, CLEAN TOWEL
HERE AT SUMMER CAMP.
WE DON'T NEED A TOWELTHAT SHOOTS HEROIN
AND HAS SEX FOR MONEY.
- SOME PEOPLE ARESO PICKY ABOUT THEIR TOWELS.
Nathan schemes up a surefire way for his Red Team to win the canoe races.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Towelie's habits start to spin out of control.x CLOSE
Summer camp for the handicapable kids has never been so fun!x CLOSE
Jimmy's Blue Team prepares for the big competition, while the Red Team hatches a plan of their own.x CLOSE
At summer camp, things get even worse for Towelie. And the same goes for his family.x CLOSE
Nathan schemes up a surefire way for his Red Team to win the canoe races.x CLOSE
The Red Team's scavenger hunt doesn't go as planned.x CLOSE
Towelie runs out of money, but still finds a new way to get high.x CLOSE
Nathan hatches another daring plan to stop Jimmy's Blue Team.x CLOSE
Jimmy shows off his skills in the surfing competition.x CLOSE
The boys all join together for Towelie's intervention.x CLOSE