WAHHH !MEOW-MEOW !
T.C. WE'REUNDER ATTACK !
BY WHO ?
WE HAVE TO GET TO THE WAR ROOM,IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE !
THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS BOMBING THE CITY !
WE'RE DEFENSELESS !
THIS IS TERRIBLE !
I'M GOING TO DIEIN THE FUTURE
WITHOUT EVER PLAYINGNINTENDO Wii !
SIR, THE SEA OTTERSARE ADVANCING
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHEY'VE BROKEN THROUGHTHE EAST PORTAL !
WHAT ?!3-WAY FUN-CHAT ON SCREEN !
WHAT ARE YOUOTTERS DOING ?
THIS IS OUR ATTACK !
YES, AND WE AREATTACKING BOTH OF YOU !
YOU FOOLS, THIS WILL BETHE END OF US ALL !
THEN ACCEPT OUR ANSWERTO THE GREAT QUESTION,
AND WE WILLWITHDRAWAL !
YOUR ANSWER TO THE GREATQUESTION IS ILLOGICAL !
WHAT ISTHE GREAT QUESTION ?
WHAT ATHEISTS SHOULDCALL THEMSELVES.
UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS THE MOST LOGICAL NAME !
UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEMAKES MORE SENSE !
NO-- ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !THAT WAY IT HAS THREE A's !
THAT ISTHE LOGICAL CHOICE !
SO BE IT-WE CANNOT AGREE !
PREPARE TO DIE !
VIRAD MISSILESLAUNCHED SIR !
I HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE !
WHY IS EVERYONEIN MY PAST SO STUPID
THAT THEY THINK I'MCRANK CALLING THEM !
BUT ERIC, MEOW, MEOW,
YOU KNEW THE WIFE
OF THE SMARTEST MANIN ALL OF HISTORY.
YOUR TEACHER, THE ONECALLED GARRISON.
GARRISON ?BUT HE'S AN ASSHOLE !
The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
Cartman recovers a Nintendo Wii from a run down technology museum.x CLOSE
Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.x CLOSE
Still trying to leave the future, Cartman reaches out to Garrison for help.x CLOSE
Cartman has frozen himself for 500 years and now lives in the year 2546.x CLOSE
Cartman can't play his Nintendo Wii because it won't connect to his float screen.x CLOSE
Three factions of atheists plan to go to war.x CLOSE
Cartman hears about a phone that can call people in the past.x CLOSE
Cartman can't afford a Crank Prank Time Phone.x CLOSE
Cartman and K-10 steal a Crank Prank Time Phone from two local boys.x CLOSE
The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.x CLOSE