- I AM SO SICKOF THAT STUPID BITCH.
BLABBING, PRISSY LITTLE SKANK!
WHY DO PEOPLETALK ON THEIR PHONE LIKE THAT?
I CAN'T EVEN GETA MINUTE OF PEACE
BEFORE THAT BITCH WALKS IN
HOLDING THE CELL PHONEOUT LIKE THIS
AND TALKING ON SPEAKERPHONE.
NOBODY WANTS TO HEARYOUR GODDAMN CONVERSATIONS,
YOU LITTLE BITCH.
YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!
- YEAH, NO, DUDE,I'M TELLING YOU,
IT WAS THE WORST PAININ MY ENTIRE LIFE.
- HOW MANY HOURSWERE YOU GUYS PLAYING?
- LIKE, SIX HOURS, DUDE,
AND MY FRIENDS WERE ALL LIKE,"DUDE, CARTMAN,
WE NEED YOUTO KEEP PLAYING DEFENSE."
- YOU WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL?
- YEAH, BUT I WAS LIKE,"I CAN'T YOU GUYS.
I TWISTED MY ANKLE."
IN THE END, THOUGH,THEY REALLY NEEDED ME TO PLAY,
SO I JUST PLAYEDTHROUGH THE PAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?- THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
YOU TOTALLY STARTED CRYINGAND QUIT THE GAME!
- KYLE, THIS ISA PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
- THEN TAKE THAT SHITOFF SPEAKERPHONE!
- IS THAT THAT SAME KID?
- YEAH,IT'S THAT KID KYLE AGAIN.
HE'S A TOTAL BONER,
ALWAYS LISTENING INON MY PHONE CALLS.
- HOW DO WE HAVE A CHOICE?
- STOP LISTENINGTO MY CONVERSATION, KYLE!
WHAT ARE YOU, THE NSA?
LAWRENCE, REMEMBER I WASTELLING YOU HOW THE GOVERNMENT
LISTENS TO EVERYONE'S PHONECALLS AND READS ALL OUR EMAILS?
- YEAH, YEAH, YOU SAID THAT.
MY DAD SAID THE GOVERNMENTKEEPS A DATA BASE ON EVERYONE.
- WHO IS THAT?IS THAT TOBY?
- DUDE, TOBY,ARE YOU OVER AT LAWRENCE'S?
- YEAH, WE'RE DITCHING SCHOOL.
- YOU'RE WHAT?WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- ME AND TOBYARE DITCHING SCHOOL!
Take That Shit Off Speakerphone!!
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman's "private conversation" pisses Kyle off.x CLOSE
Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.x CLOSE
Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
The newest form of social media takes your thoughts and puts them directly on the internet.x CLOSE
Cartman uses “Shitter” to talk about his plans for the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.x CLOSE
Cartman puts on his best disguise to infiltrate the NSA.x CLOSE
Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.x CLOSE
Cartman has his first day working as an NSA agent.x CLOSE
Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.x CLOSE