in three, two, one--race !
2.1 Seconds for Tommy Bretz !
Looks like we havea new leader, folks !
All right !All right !
All right, Stan,we're gonna need to check in
and have our car inspectedto qualify.
Now, son, daddy needsto teach you something
very important about"tells."
When you tell them you onlyused the approved kit,
don't look up and away,
don't rub your neckand don't touch your ear.
Otherwise, they'll know you'relying to them, all right ?
Whenever you need to lie,just don't look up and away,
rub your neck ortouch your ear.
Dad, maybe we shouldjust take out the thing
you put in the car--
Son, you have to learnhow to lie correctly some day,
might as well be today,all right ?
I love you, son.
Thank youand good luck today.
All right next, please.
It's, uh, Marsh.
All right, car weighsin at 15 ounces.
Do you hereby swearthat you used parts
in the officialPinewood Derby kit
and only parts in the officialPinewood Derby kit ?
( whispering )Yes, I do.Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
All right, young man,good luck today.
Oooh, yesssssss !
You'll Have to Learn How to Lie Correctly Someday
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.
Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.x CLOSE
The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.x CLOSE
Agents confront Stan and Randy about alien's first contact.x CLOSE
South Park has it's first official encounter with alien life.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.x CLOSE
The Intergalactic Police search for a fugitive alien.x CLOSE
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.x CLOSE