I SEE STUFF FROM AMAZONALMOST EVERY DAY.
MY POOR DAD HAS NO IDEA.
- YOU'RE GOING TO HAVETO TELL HIM, DUDE.
- I KNOW.- HA HA, KYLE!
LET'S SEE YOU TRYAND TAKE MY iPod HEADPHONES NOW.
- JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT IF YOU WANT TO STEALSOMEBODY'S STUFF,
YOU SHOULD LOOK ELSEWHERE.
- NOBODY WANTS ANYOF YOUR STUFF, YOU FAT BITCH.
- OH, FAT BITCH, HUH?
WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT THIS FAT BITCHHAS INSECURITY NOW, KYLE.
AND SO I'M PROTECTED FROMALL YOU GREEDY LITTLE JEWS
UNTIL YOUAND YOUR PEOPLE DIE OUT.
- THE JEWISH POPULATIONISN'T DYING OUT, FAT ASS.
- WHAT?[alarm blaring]
- THIS IS MARCUSWITH INSECURITY.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?- YEAH, NO, FALSE ALARM.
I JUST HEARD SOME TROUBLING NEWSAND IT SET OFF MY INSECURITY.
- ALL RIGHT, COULD I JUST GETYOUR PASSWORD, PLEASE?
- YEAH, IT'S, UM--IT'S ULUVBOOBS.
- I LOVE BOOBS?
- NO, U LUVBOOBS.
LOWER CASE "U,"LUVBOOBS.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
- MY PASSWORD IS ULUVBOOBS.
- OH, I GET IT.THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY.
- YEAH, IT'S FUCKIN' HILARIOUS.
NOW CAN YOU SHUT OFFMY INSECURITY, PLEASE?
- SURE.HERE YOU GO.
[alarm stops]- OKAY.
ANYWAY, KYLE,YOU BETTER WATCH--
Cartman confronts Kyle with his newest security set up.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE