- IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD.- BUT I WORE THAT WRISTBAND
EVERYWHERE, AND THE GUYIS A COMPLETE PHONY!
THERE'S EVEN MORE COMING OUTABOUT IT TODAY!
- THESE LATEST TESTSARE ONCE AGAIN CONFIRMING
THAT THE PERFORMANCEENHANCING DRUG HGH
WAS IN THE BODY OF CHRISTAT THE TIME OF CRUCIFIXION.
ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,PEOPLE ARE HAVING THEIR
'WHAT WOULD JESUS DO'WRISTBANDS CUT OFF.
IT WAS JUST A LAST WEEKA TEAM OF SCIENTISTS
FOUND TRACES OFHGH ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN
ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER ILLEGALCOMPOUNDS AND PAIN KILLERS.
- WITHOUT A DOUBT, THERE WAS HGHIN THE BODY OF CHRIST
AT THE TIME OF CRUCIFIXION.
JESUS DID NOT SUFFERFOR OUR SINS.
HE WAS, IN FACT,VERY HIGH.
- ALL THE YEARS OF BEING TOLDSOMETHING.
IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR.
- PRIESTS AND BISHOPS HAVE BEENWORKING OVERTIME
TO REMOVE JESUSFROM THE RECORD BOOKS
AND FROMTHE LAST SUPPER.
- [speaking Latin]
- I KNOW PEOPLE THAT PAID10 BUCKS FOR THOSE BRACELETS.
I BET THEY ALL FEELPRETTY STUPID NOW.
The Guy Is A Complete Phony!
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE