AND SAW THAT YOU HAVEA FACEBOOK PAGE NOW.

- YEAH, DAD,I WAS KIND OF FORCED TO.

- WELL, SO, ARE YOU GONNAADD ME AS A FRIEND?

- NO, DAD.

I REALLY DON'T WANT TOGET MORE INTO IT.

- OH, OKAY.

SO I'M--I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND,THEN?

- DAD, YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

- BUT YOU JUST DON'T WANT TOADD ME AS A FRIEND.

- DAD, IT'S JUSTA STUPID CLICK OF A BUTTON

THAT TAKES TWO SECONDS.

- RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVETHE TWO SECONDS OR--

- I JUST WANT TO DOMY HOMEWORK.

- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

- JUST TO BE CLEAR,YOU AND I ARE NOT FRIENDS?

- ALL RIGHT, DAD!I'LL ADD YOU!

- OH, COOL! OKAY.

- MOM, DAD!MY BEST FRIEND, KYLE,

HE WENT TO THE DENTIST YESTERDAYAND GOT TWO FILLINGS!

AND TODAY HE'S WONDERINGIF HURT LOCKER

REALLY DESERVED THE OSCAR!

- THAT'S GREAT, KIP!- YEAH!

- THEY SURE ARE GETTINGTO KNOW EACH OTHER.

- IT'S AMAZING.

YOU KNOW KIP SPENT THE MORNINGAT THE BOY'S FARM?

- HIS FRIEND LIVES ON A FARM?

- THINK I'LL ADDSOME MORE PIGS.

OOH, MAYBE I SHOULD PUT INANOTHER FIELD OF CORN THERE.

THERE WE GO!NICE.

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29?NO, I HAVE 30 FRIENDS--

[beep]

HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS--

OH, NO!OH, SHIT!

[school bell rings]