The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.

When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.

Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"

Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.

Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.

Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.

Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.

Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.

Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.

After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.

The chicken deal goes down.

At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.

Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.