- OUR ENTIRE PRODUCTIONIS HEADQUARTERED HERE, BOYS.
WE MOVE OVER 16 TONSOF CHICKEN EVERY MONTH.
OF COURSE, WITH THE NEW LAWSIN COLORADO,
MY BUSINESSHAS TAKEN QUITE A HIT.
I'M WORRIED OTHER STATESMIGHT FOLLOW SUIT.
- WE KNOW, COLONEL.
BUT WE CAN GET YOUR CHICKENINTO THE STATE.
WE JUST NEED A BULK DEAL--SAY, $4.95 A KEY?
- I'VE GOT TO HAND ITTO YOU, COLONEL.
YOU HAVE EVERYTHINGA MAN COULD WANT.
- I LIKE YOU, ERIC.
THERE'S NO LYING IN YOU.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T FEELTHE SAME WAY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.
- WHO?YOU MEAN TOMMY?
WAIT.WHERE'D HE GO?
- YOUR PARTNER IS AN INFORMANTFOR JAMIE OLIVER.
- [laughing]DUDE, THAT WAS SWEET!
HE'S ALL CHOKED!
- SO HOW DO I KNOWYOU'RE NOT A LIAR TOO?
- HEY, COLONEL,
I'VE BEEN YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTERSINCE I WAS TWO YEARS OLD.
I LOVE YOUR CHICKEN.I LOVE YOU.
- I THINK YOU AND MECAN WORK THIS THING OUT, ERIC,
DO BUSINESS TOGETHERA LONG TIME.
- JUST REMEMBER,I ONLY TELL YOU ONE TIME.
DON'T FUCK ME, ERIC.
DON'T YOU EVER TRYTO FUCK ME.
Eric sits down and gets serious with the chicken supplier.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE