SHARON!HEY, HEY, SHARON!
- MR. MARSH, I'M AFRAID THATTHE TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE.
YOU DO HAVETESTICULAR CANCER.
- NOW, THE GOOD NEWS ISIT HASN'T SPREAD ANYWHERE.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY SCHEDULETO HAVE THEM RE--
- YEAH, YEAH, BUT FOR NOW,
CAN I FINALLY GETMY PRESCRIPTION, PLEASE?
- YOUR PRESCRIPTION FOR WHAT?
- ♪ BUFFALO SOLDIER
♪ IN THE HEART OF AMERICA
♪ STOLEN FROM AFRICA
♪ BROUGHT TO AMERICA
♪ SHE WAS FIGHTIN'ON ARRIVAL ♪
- ONE OUNCE OF PURPLE LURPLE,
TWO OUNCESOF FISHERMEN'S FRIEND,
AND A HALF OUNCEOF ALABAMA KUSH!
OH, THAT IS NICE.
THAT IS NICE.
JESUS, RANDY!YOUR BALLS!
- I KNOW!
SMOKING POTRIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!
PRETTY SWEET, HUH?
- NO, I MEANYOUR ACTUAL BALLS!
- OH, YEAH,TESTICULAR CANCER.
HERE, HERE, YOU WANT SOME?
OH, WAIT!YOU'RE HEALTHY!
HEY, BUST HIS ASS, OFFICER![laughs]
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE