- DAD, MOM SAYS TO STOP TRYINGTO GIVE YOURSELF CANCER.
- JUST GONNA GETA LITTLE BIT OF CANCER, STAN.
TELL MOM IT'S OKAY.
- CAN I HELP YOU?
- I NEED--SOMEBODY SAIDYOU COULD HELP ME.
I HAVE TO--I HAVEN'T HAD KFCIN ALMOST A WEEK.
- ALL RIGHT, SIGN YOUR NAMEON THE RELEASE FORM.
PUT DOWN THE TIME...- REALLY?
- YOUR BIRTH YEAR, AND WE'LL GETYOU THROUGH THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
- WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OH, MY GOD!THAT'S KFC GRAVY!
YOU HAVE KFC!YES!
THIS IS IT?
ONE LOUSYLITTLE CUP OF GRAVY?
- THIS IS A CLINIC TO HELP YOUGET OVER YOUR ADDICTION.
- WHO WANTS JUST GRAVY?
IT GOES ON MASHED POTATOES,
ON EXTRA-CRISPY CHICKEN SKIN!
- IF YOU DON'T WANT IT,THAT'S FINE.
OH, GOD.OH, GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.
- "FROZENAND PROCESSED FOODS
"APPEAR TO HAVE A DIRECT LINK
TO MANY FORMSOF STOMACH AND COLON CANCERS."
"TESTS SHOW THAT PRESERVATIVESFOUND IN THESE FOODS
"ARE THE LEADING CAUSE.
"HOWEVER, LUCKILY, MOSTOF THESE CANCERS ARE...
SLOW-GROWINGAND CAN TAKE YEARS TO DEVELOP."
"MOST COMMON IN OLDER MEN
AND CAN BEEXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE."
OH, THIS IS GOOD.
"THERE'S NO DATA ON WHAT CAUSESTESTICULAR CANCER
"TO GROW SO RAPIDLY.
"HOWEVER, THE PRIMARY CAUSESOF TESTICULAR CANCER
ARE LINKED TO EXPOSURETO HIGH DOSES OF RADIATION."
OH, HEY, STAN.COULD YOU GRAB ME A BEER?
Microwaving Your Balls
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE