- MOM, DRIVE FASTER.
- THE KFC IN SALIDAIS A LONG WAY AWAY, SWEETIE.
- SHUT UP AND DRIVE FASTER!
I'VE BEEN WAITINGFOR CHICKEN FOR TOO LONG!
- ERIC, WE'RE ALMOSTTO FRISCO.
WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE CHURCH'SFRIED CHICKEN THERE?
CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKENTASTES LIKE CAT SHIT!
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY,LET'S TAKE IT EASY.
- FUCK YOU!
NO! NO!WHAT'S GOING ON?
- IT'S CLOSED, KID.THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE.
- NO, YOU--YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
THE KFC IN MY TOWNIS CLOSED TOO!
- YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSEOF THE VOTE LAST NOVEMBER
TO BAN FAST FOODIN LOW-INCOME AREAS.
- YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DRIVE
ALL THE WAY TO DENVERTO GET CHICKEN?
- NO, YOU DON'T GET IT, KID.
KFCs WERE ONLYIN LOW-INCOME AREAS.
IN THE ENTIRE STATEOF COLORADO,
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENIS ILLEGAL.
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE