IT LOOKS LIKE YOUARE IN PERFECT HEALTH.
YOUR BLOOD WORKCAME BACK GREAT,
AND ALL YOUR VITALSAPPEAR NORMAL.
- ALL RIGHT!
- YEP, YOU CHECK OUT FINE.
- THAT'S GREAT.
SO CAN I GETA REFERRAL FROM YOU?
- FOR WHAT?
- MEDICINAL MARIJUANA.
THERE'S A SHOP THAT OPENEDIN THE OLD KFC,
AND THEY SAID I NEEDEDA DOCTOR'S REFERRAL TO BUY WEED.
- MR. MARSH, YOU DON'T QUALIFYFOR MEDICINAL MARIJUANA.
- BUT YOU SAIDI'M TOTALLY HEALTHY!
- MEDICINAL MARIJUANA ISFOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T HEALTHY--
AIDS PATIENTS,CANCER PATIENTS,
YOU KNOW,PEOPLE GOING THROUGH CHEMO.
THE THC HELPS THEM EATAND TAKE THE PAIN.
YOU ARE IN FINE SHAPE.
- WELL, THAT SUCKS.
WELL, SO, DOCTOR,HOW DO MOST PEOPLE GET CANCER?
- WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYSYOU CAN GET CANCER.
- YEAH, BUTWHAT'S THE QUICKEST WAY?
- THE WHAT?
- WELL, LIKE, WHAT FORMSOF CANCER INDUCE
IN TIME FOR THE ZIGGY MARLEYCONCERT NEXT SATURDAY IN DENVER?
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE