all: 21! 22!
- OH, I WISH I COULD EXERCISE
WITH THE RESTOF THE TEAM, COACH,
BUT I'VE GOTSUCH A BELLYACHE.
- YOU SEEM TO HAVEA STOMACHACHE
EVERY TIME WE DO DRILLSAND EXERCISES.
- I KNOW. IT SUCKS!
- ALL RIGHT, KIDS,PRACTICE IS OVER FOR TODAY.
- OH, BOY!OH, BOY!
I'M GONNA GET A THREE-PIECE MEALAND CRISPY STRIPS!
- CARTMAN, YOU ONLY COMETO SOCCER PRACTICE ON FRIDAYS,
AND THAT'S ONLYBECAUSE WE GET TO HAVE
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKENAFTERWARDS!
- SHUT UP, YOU SHIFTY JEW!
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
OH, SORRY, SORRY.
I JUST--YOU KNOW,WHEN I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG
FOR THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN,I GET EASILY AGITATED.
YOU'REA FUCKING ASSHOLE, KENNY!
OH, OH.OH, SORRY, SORRY.
OH, HERE WE ARE!HERE WE ARE!
- HEY, IT LOOKS DIFFERENT.
- HEY, UH,WHAT'S UP WITH THE KFC?
- OH, IT'S NOT A KFC ANYMORE.
IT'S A MEDICINAL MARIJUANADISPENSARY.
- A WHAT?
- DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?WHAT THE FUCK?
- SO WHERE'S THE KFC NOW?
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS,WAIT OUT HERE.
LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
- CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?
- YEAH, UH, WE WERE ACTUALLYLOOKING TO GET SOME KFC.
- OH, YEAH.SORRY, THAT'S GONE.
WE ONLY SELL MARIJUANA HERE.
I MEAN, YOU'RE OPENLYSELLING POT, FOR REALS?
- SURE.NEW STATE LAWS SAY IT'S OKAY.
- WHOO-HOO!ALL RIGHT!
I LOVE THE FUTURE!
LET'S SEE, UH, I'LL TAKE HALFA POUND OF THAT JAMAICAN PASSION
AND GIVE ME SOMEOF THAT PURPLISH STUFF TOO.
- ALL RIGHT,I'LL JUST NEED TO SEE
YOUR PHYSICIAN'S REFERENCE.
- MY, HUH?
- WELL, SIR,
WE CAN'T JUSTSELL THE MARIJUANA TO ANYBODY.
YOU NEED A REFERENCEFROM YOUR DOCTOR
TO SHOW IT'S NECESSARY.
- OH, THAT'S DUMB.
OKAY, OKAY,I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- WHAT'D THEY SAY?
- KFC'S GONE.BEEN REPLACED.
- THEY CAN'T DO THAT!
THIS IS THE ONLY KFCIN ALL OF SOUTH PARK.
- YEAH, WELL,I GOT TO GET TO THE DOCTOR.
- THE DOCTOR?BUT, DAD, WE WANT TO EAT.
- I GOT TO GET TO THE DOCTOR!
- SO NO KFC?
- THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE,AND I CAN'T WAKE UP!
We Only Sell Marijuana Here
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
The boys after-practice tradition hits a serious road block.x CLOSE
Randy gets his physical and is pissed to discover he's in perfect health.x CLOSE
Cartman and his mom drive to the nearest chicken joint, only to get more bad news.x CLOSE
Randy tries his best to get cancer, while Cartman tries to fight his addiction.x CLOSE
Randy finally gets his prescription for weed.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a source for his addiction, but winds up owing them big time.x CLOSE
After visiting the weed store, Randy finds a new use for his balls.x CLOSE
The chicken deal goes down.x CLOSE
At poker night, Randy brags about his big balls.x CLOSE
Cartman gets further involved with the chicken syndicate, while swollen balls take South Park by storm.x CLOSE