FROM THE TRAGIC DEATHSOF THE KARDASHIANS.
THE SHOOTER CLAIMS HE WAS DRIVENTO COMMIT THE SLAUGHTER
IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE
BY LEOPOLD "BUTTERS" STOTCH.
IT'S ALL OVER...
THE KARDASHIANS--WIPED OUT...
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE...
ALL BECAUSE ONE LITTLE PRICK...
HAD TO GO AND WRITE A BOOK.
I HOPE THEY BURY YOU...
YOU EVIL FUCK!
- DUDE, PEOPLE ARE PISSED OFFAT YOU, BUTTERS.
- [muffled]I KNOW.
- THEY'RE SAYING THEY'RE GONNABAN BOTH YOUR BOOKS NOW,
YOU'RE NOT MAKINGANY MORE MONEY.
- [crying]YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT?
GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMANIN THE WORLD KILLED!
I LOVED HER!
AND NOW SHE'S GONE,AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME!
- UH, OH, BUTTERS,IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN, WE'VE ALL LEARNED
THAT PEOPLE LOOKFOR MEANING IN BOOKS.
AND SOMETIMES,EVEN IF IT ISN'T THERE,
THEY'LL TRY AND INVENTTHEIR OWN MEANING.
- YEAH, DUDE.
THAT'S WHY WE ALL NEEDTO AVOID BOOKS
AND STICK TO TELEVISION.
- THA--THANKS, FELLAS.
I'LL DEFINITELYNEVER WRITE AGAIN.
I THINK I CAN GET OVER THIS.
- THAT'S GOOD, BUTTERS, BECAUSEWE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- [sighs]YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING AGAIN
AND DRESSED SARAH JESSICA PARKERUP IN A MOOSE SUIT.
YOU LEFT HER IN THE FOREST,AND SHE GOT SHOT BY A HUNTER.
- WHAT? OH, NO!- YEP, SORRY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME DOWNAND ADMIT IT WAS YOU.
- AW, I GOT HER KILLED TOO?
OH, WELL,AT LEAST SHE WAS UGLY.
I'll Never Write Again
Butters is forced to deal with the tragic repercussions of his books.
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE