- WELL, THE DAYHAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
THE EAGERLY AWAITEDSECOND NOVEL
FROM THE AUTHOROF SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS
HIT THE SHELVESTHIS MORNING,
AND APPARENTLYBOOKSTORES ARE JAMMED.
- AL, HOW IS IT OUT THERE?
- I DON'T KNOWIF YOU CAN SEE THIS, GUYS,
BUT THE--THE LINE STRETCHESALL THE WAY AROUND THE BLOCK--
PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEIR TURNTO GET INSIDE THE BOOKSTORE
AND READ THE NOVEL.
AND THEY'VE BROUGHT TRASH BAGSAND BUCKETS TO THROW UP IN--
JUST A FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE HERE,MATT AND MEREDITH.
- WELL, WE'VE GOTOUR VOMIT BUCKETS READY TOO,
BECAUSE COMING UP,A VERY SPECIAL IN-STUDIO TREAT.
- THAT'S RIGHT.WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A READING
OF THE FIRST FIVE CHAPTERSOF THE BOOK
HERE LIVE IN OUR STUDIO.
NOW, WE MUST WARN YOU
THAT THIS ISFROM THE SAME AUTHOR
WHO WROTE THE MOST GRAPHIC,OBSCENE NOVEL OF ALL TIME,
SO BRACE YOURSELVESFOR SOME VERY HARSH LANGUAGE.
TAKE IT AWAY, MORGAN FREEMAN.
- "THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE.
"DOUGLAS HAD TO POOP.
"HIS BUTT WAS ALL STINKY
"BECAUSE HE HAD TO POOPSO BADLY.
"THERE WAS A GROSS WOMANNAMED REBECCA
"WHO WAS SUNBATHINGALL NAKED,
"AND SHE WAS FAT.
"DOUGLAS WALKED UP TO HERAND SAID, 'I NEED TO POOP.'
"'OKAY,' REBECCA REPLIED.
"'I LIKE POOP.'
"DOUGLAS SQUATTED DOWN...
"OVER THE FAT, SUNBATHING LADY
"AND WENT POOP.
"THE POOP SAT THEREON REBECCA'S BOOBS,
"LOOKING LIKE A WIENER.
The Poop That Took A Pee
Butters's second novel hits the shelves and Morgan Freeman takes a moment to read the first chapter.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE