WE MEET THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKTHAT HAS SWEPT THE NATION
AND HAS NOW SPAWNEDTV'S MOST POPULAR GAME SHOW!
THE BOOK IS FULLOF DISGUSTING WORDS AND ACTS,
INCLUDINGSARAH JESSICA PARKER,
WHO IS MENTIONED 465 TIMES.
MATTHEW BRODERICK,ARE YOU UPSET
YOUR WIFE IS MADE FUN OFSO MUCH IN THE BOOK?
- WELL, OBVIOUSLY,I JUST THINK IT'S WRONG
TO MAKE FUN OF ANYBODY'SPHYSICAL APPEARANCE.
MY WIFE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,
AND I KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLEAGREE WITH ME.
- UH-HUH. AND, MATTHEW, HOW COMEA TRANSVESTITE DONKEY WITCH
IS STANDING NEXT TO YOU,AND WHY IS IT WEARING A DRESS?
- JOINING US NOW IS THE AUTHOROF THE BOOK, LEOPOLD STOTCH,
ALONG WITH HIS PARENTS.
- HELLO, MATT.- HI, EVERYONE.
- YOU MUST BE PRETTY PROUDOF YOUR SON.
- OH, WE CERTAINLY ARE.
WE'RE THRILLED TO LEARNHE IS SO VERY TALENTED.
- AND WE ALSO UNDERSTANDTHAT YOUR SON IS GROUNDED.
IS THAT CORRECT?
- YES, WE DIDHAVE TO GROUND HIM
FOR THE LANGUAGEIN THE NOVEL, OF COURSE.
- I HAVE TO COMERIGHT TO MY ROOM AFTER SCHOOL.
- BUT WE ARE VERY,VERY PROUD NONETHELESS.
- YOUNG MAN, NOW THATYOU'RE A RESPECTED AUTHOR,
HAVE YOU METANY FAMOUS PEOPLE?
- NOT YET, BUT AS SOONAS I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE,
I'M HOPING TO MEETKIM KARDASHIAN.
I WANT TO JUMP ON HER BELLY.
- ALL RIGHT, UH, BUTTERS,MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR NOVEL
WAS WHENSCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS
SLID HIS HEADUP INTO THE HORSE'S--
WAS THAT CHAPTERA SLAM ON HEALTH CARE REFORM
AS PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED?
- UH, YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
I-I THINK--THINK SO.
- IS THAT WHYTHE DOCTOR CHARACTER
PULLS OUT ALL THE STRING--
- LITTLE BOY,ARE YOU EVER WORRIED
SOMEBODY MIGHT TAKE YOUR BOOKWRONG AND TRY TO KILL SOMEONE
LIKE WHEN THAT GUYTRIED TO SHOOT RONALD REAGAN
AFTER READING CATCHER IN THE RYE?
- OH, IS THAT WHO THE BOOKWAS TELLING ME TO KILL?
KILL RONALD REAGAN.KILL RONALD REAGAN!
- RONALD REAGANIS DEAD NOW, BUTTERS.
- OH, REALLY?
AH, GOSH DANG IT.
Today on Today
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE