RANDY, YOU NEED TO READ THIS.
- READ WHAT?- THIS BOOK!
OUR SON AND HIS FRIENDSWROTE IT!
- SO?- SO?
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
- HUH?- I MEAN, IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S--IT'S THE MOST DISGUSTINGTHING I'VE EVER READ,
BUT THE PLOT IS AMAZING,
AND THE CHARACTERSARE SO VIVID.
- "IT WASA WARM SUMMER MORNING
WHEN SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLSAWOKE TO FIND HIS"--
EW! SHARON, GROSS!
- NO, NO, JUST KEEP READING!
- "HE TOOK A--AND THEN"...
- I KNOW, I KNOW.RANDY, BUT TRUST ME.
YOU GOT TO PUSH THROUGHTO THE END.
- NO, NO.THAT'S JUST WRONG!
- RANDY, PLEASE!YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!
- "WALKING OUT OF THE HOUSE,
HE FOUND A BLOODY, PUS"--WHAT?
"WHICH HE IMMEDIATELY STUCK UPHIS INFECTED"--
"THAT WAS ALL LONG AGO,
"IN SOME BRIEF, LOST SPRINGIN A PLACE THAT IS NO MORE.
"IN THAT HOUR,THE VAG FROGS BEGIN,
AND THE SCENT OFF SCROTIE'SINFECTED ANUS COMES STRONGEST."
- IT'S--IT'S AWESOME.
SHARON, IT'S--IT'STHE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ.
- RIGHT?IT'S NOT JUST ME!
- NO, IT'S--I MEAN, THE WHOLEPART ABOUT AMSTERDAM, WOW.
- WHAT DO WE DO, RANDY?
WE CAN'T SUPPORT OUR SON TALKINGLIKE THIS, BUT I-I MEAN...
- NO, I-I KNOW.
PEOPLE NEED TO READTHIS BOOK, SHARON.
THIS IS--THIS ISPULITZER PRIZE STUFF.
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE