RANDY, YOU NEED TO READ THIS.
- READ WHAT?- THIS BOOK!
OUR SON AND HIS FRIENDSWROTE IT!
- SO?- SO?
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
- HUH?- I MEAN, IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S--IT'S THE MOST DISGUSTINGTHING I'VE EVER READ,
BUT THE PLOT IS AMAZING,
AND THE CHARACTERSARE SO VIVID.
- "IT WASA WARM SUMMER MORNING
WHEN SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLSAWOKE TO FIND HIS"--
EW! SHARON, GROSS!
- NO, NO, JUST KEEP READING!
- "HE TOOK A--AND THEN"...
- I KNOW, I KNOW.RANDY, BUT TRUST ME.
YOU GOT TO PUSH THROUGHTO THE END.
- NO, NO.THAT'S JUST WRONG!
- RANDY, PLEASE!YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!
- "WALKING OUT OF THE HOUSE,
HE FOUND A BLOODY, PUS"--WHAT?
"WHICH HE IMMEDIATELY STUCK UPHIS INFECTED"--
"THAT WAS ALL LONG AGO,
"IN SOME BRIEF, LOST SPRINGIN A PLACE THAT IS NO MORE.
"IN THAT HOUR,THE VAG FROGS BEGIN,
AND THE SCENT OFF SCROTIE'SINFECTED ANUS COMES STRONGEST."
- IT'S--IT'S AWESOME.
SHARON, IT'S--IT'STHE BEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ.
- RIGHT?IT'S NOT JUST ME!
- NO, IT'S--I MEAN, THE WHOLEPART ABOUT AMSTERDAM, WOW.
- WHAT DO WE DO, RANDY?
WE CAN'T SUPPORT OUR SON TALKINGLIKE THIS, BUT I-I MEAN...
- NO, I-I KNOW.
PEOPLE NEED TO READTHIS BOOK, SHARON.
THIS IS--THIS ISPULITZER PRIZE STUFF.
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE