- DID YOU GETTO ANY DIRTY PARTS YET?
- NO. IT'S STILL JUSTSOME WHINY, ANNOYING TEENAGER
TALKING ABOUT HOW LAME HE IS.
- I DON'T GET IT, DUDE.
WHAT'S SO CONTROVERSIALABOUT THIS?
ALL HE'S DONE IS SAID "SHIT"AND "FUCK" A FEW TIMES.
- I KNOW. I'M ALMOST AT THE END,AND THERE'S NOTHING.
THE WHOLE THING--
I READ THE WHOLEFUCKING THING!
I KEPT THINKING,"ALL RIGHT,
I GUESS THE COOL,OFFENSIVE STUFF MUST BE COMING."
AND THEN AFTER,LIKE, A HUNDRED PAGES,
I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT,
I GUESS ALL THE DIRTY STUFFIS AT THE END."
AND THEN I GOTTO THE LAST PAGE,
AND I WAS ALL,"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"
I JUST READ A BOOKFOR NOTHING!
- WHY THE HELLWAS THIS BOOK BANNED?
- THEY FUCKING TRICKED US,THAT'S WHAT THEY DID.
TRICKED USINTO READING A BOOK
BY ENTICING USWITH PROMISES OF VULGARITY.
- WE KNOW.WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT.
- WHY WOULD ANYBODY THINK THISBOOK IS OBSCENE OR DANGEROUS?
- KILL JOHN LENNON.
KILL JOHN LENNON.
KILL JOHN LENNON.
KILL JOHN LENNON!
HEY, DAD, WHERE DOESJOHN LENNON LIVE?
- JOHN LENNON'S DEAD, BUTTERS.
- AW, DANG IT.
- DUDE, SOME PEOPLE REALLY DOCONSIDER THIS OBSCENE.
I Just Read a Book... for Nothing!!
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE