[school bell rings]

- OKAY, KIDS.LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.

THERE HAS BEENA CHANGE IN SCHOOL POLICY,

AND SO I AM ASSIGNING YOU ALLA BOOK TO READ.

- AW, A BOOK?

GOD, I HATE THOSE.

- NOW, KIDS, THIS BOOKIS VERY CONTROVERSIAL

AND HAS JUST BEEN TAKENOFF THE BANNED BOOKS LIST.

- OH, REALLY?SWEET.

- IT'S CALLED CATCHER IN THE RYE,

AND IT HAS SOMEVERY RISQUE PARTS...

- ALL RIGHT!

- AND STRONG,VULGAR LANGUAGE.

- [muffled]

- AND IN FACT, MANY SCHOOLS

ACROSS THE COUNTRYSTILL BAN THIS BOOK

BECAUSE IT'S THOUGHT TO BESO INAPPROPRIATE.

- OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT!

- TONIGHT I WANT YOU TO READCHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE,

AND TOMORROWWE WILL DISCUSS THE--

- NO, NO, COME ON,LET'S READ IT NOW!

- MR. GARRISON, DIDN'T THE GUYWHO SHOT JOHN LENNON

SAY IT WASBECAUSE OF THIS BOOK?

- YES, APPARENTLYJOHN LENNON'S KILLER

SAID HE WAS INSPIREDBY CATCHER IN THE RYE.

BUT HE WAS JUST A KOOK.

- WHOA, YOU'RE TELLING US

THIS BOOK IS FILTHY,INAPPROPRIATE,

AND MADE A GUYSHOOT THE KING OF HIPPIES?

CAN WE PLEASE READ THISRIGHT NOW?

- YOU WILL READ IT AT HOME,

AND YOU WILL ALL BE MATURE

ABOUT ITS ADULT THEMESAND LANGUAGE.

all: AWW!