[school bell rings]
- OKAY, KIDS.LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.
THERE HAS BEENA CHANGE IN SCHOOL POLICY,
AND SO I AM ASSIGNING YOU ALLA BOOK TO READ.
- AW, A BOOK?
GOD, I HATE THOSE.
- NOW, KIDS, THIS BOOKIS VERY CONTROVERSIAL
AND HAS JUST BEEN TAKENOFF THE BANNED BOOKS LIST.
- OH, REALLY?SWEET.
- IT'S CALLED CATCHER IN THE RYE,
AND IT HAS SOMEVERY RISQUE PARTS...
- ALL RIGHT!
- AND STRONG,VULGAR LANGUAGE.
- AND IN FACT, MANY SCHOOLS
ACROSS THE COUNTRYSTILL BAN THIS BOOK
BECAUSE IT'S THOUGHT TO BESO INAPPROPRIATE.
- OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT!
- TONIGHT I WANT YOU TO READCHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE,
AND TOMORROWWE WILL DISCUSS THE--
- NO, NO, COME ON,LET'S READ IT NOW!
- MR. GARRISON, DIDN'T THE GUYWHO SHOT JOHN LENNON
SAY IT WASBECAUSE OF THIS BOOK?
- YES, APPARENTLYJOHN LENNON'S KILLER
SAID HE WAS INSPIREDBY CATCHER IN THE RYE.
BUT HE WAS JUST A KOOK.
- WHOA, YOU'RE TELLING US
THIS BOOK IS FILTHY,INAPPROPRIATE,
AND MADE A GUYSHOOT THE KING OF HIPPIES?
CAN WE PLEASE READ THISRIGHT NOW?
- YOU WILL READ IT AT HOME,
AND YOU WILL ALL BE MATURE
ABOUT ITS ADULT THEMESAND LANGUAGE.
Let's Read It Now!
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.
Garrison hands out copies of the book "Catcher in the Rye" to the class.x CLOSE
The boys discover their controversial book assignment isn't really that controversial.x CLOSE
Stan, Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle decide to write their own novel.x CLOSE
Stan's parents fight their way through the boys' book...and absolutely love it.x CLOSE
The boys find someone to blame for their foul-mouthed book.x CLOSE
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs becomes a bestselling phenomenon, making people around the world vomit.x CLOSE
The boys confront Butters about stealing their book.x CLOSE
Butters goes on the Today show to promote his amazingly successful book.x CLOSE
The boys fight to get Scrotie's tale banned.x CLOSE
Acclaimed author Leopold Stotch reveals his plan for a Scrotie sequel. Meanwhile, the boys plot their revenge.x CLOSE