HERE IN INDEPENDENCE HALL.
BY ALL ACCOUNTS,THE ALIEN IS ALSO A WIZARD
WHO COULD VERY EASILY BETHE CAUSE OF THE OUTBREAK
OF SEX ADDICTIONIN OUR COUNTRY!
- MR. PRESIDENT,HERE THEY ARE.
THIS IS THE BOYI TOLD YOU ABOUT
AND HIS FRIEND "BUMMERS."
- SON, WE WERE TOLDTHAT YOU THINK SEX ADDITION
CAN BE CONTROLLED,THAT IT JUST TAKES RESTRAINT.
IS THAT TRUE?
- I JUST THINKI'D RATHER CONTROL IT
INSTEAD OF BLAME ITON ANYTHING.
THEN THE WIZARD-ALIEN SPELL
MIGHT NOT HAVEANY POWER OVER HIM.
HE COULD DRAWTHE BASTARD OUT!
- QUICK,GIVE THAT BOY A GUN.
- WHAT?- YOU BETTER TAKE ONE TOO.
- ALL RIGHT,EVERYONE TO THE STAIRWELL.
THE BASTARD'SGOTTA BE UPSTAIRS.
- WHAT BASTARD?
- THE ALIEN WIZARDHIDING OUT HERE.
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO--[distant moaning]
- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
- I GOT A BAD FEELINGABOUT THIS.
- [moaning loudly]
- OH, MY GOD,THERE IT IS!
- IT'S THE ALIEN WIZARD!IT'S GONNA GET YOU BOYS!
- [muffled shouting]
- SHOOT IT, BOYS!- YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IT!
- [continues shouting]
- SHOOT IT AGAIN!IT'S STILL ALIVE!
- YOU GOTTA RELOAD!
- [continues shouting]
- KEEP FIRING, BOYS!SHOOT IT IN THE HEART!
- KEEP SHOOTING IT!
- SHOOT HIMIN HIS BLABBERMOUTH!
- [groaning loudly]
- MY GOD,THEY'VE DONE IT!
all:OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!
- LOOK, THE SEX ADDICTION--IT'S LEAVING MY BODY.
- I CAN FEEL IT.I'M FREE.
- WE ARE HEALED!
- ♪ MAKING LOVE,LET'S GET DOWN TONIGHT ♪
Killing the Addiction
Kyle and Butters join the government's hunt for the evil wizard alien.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.x CLOSE
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.x CLOSE
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.x CLOSE
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.x CLOSE
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.x CLOSE
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.x CLOSE