- ENTRANCE IS CLEAR,MR. PRESIDENT.
- MR. PRESIDENT,YOU AREN'T SAFE HERE.
LET US HANDLE THIS.
- RIGHT SIDE, CLEAR!
- WE MUST BE CAREFUL.
THE ALIEN COULD'VE CAST
SOME KIND OF SPELLOF INVISIBILITY.
- WHICH WOULD MEANTHAT THE ALIEN IS ALSO A WIZARD.
- YES,IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
A WIZARD ALIEN WOULD BE ABLETO CAST A SPELL ON OUR SPECIES,
CAUSING ALL THE MENTO BECOME SEX ADDICTS.
WE HAVE TO FIND THE WIZARD ALIENAND BREAK HIS SPELL.
- OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, HANG--HANG ON, GUYS.
I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS GETTINGA LITTLE RIDICULOUS.
WE ALL KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON HERE, DON'T WE?
WHENEVER A STORY BREAKSABOUT SOME RICH, FAMOUS GUY
GOING AROUND AND HAVING SEXWITH TONS OF GIRLS,
WE ALL WANT TO ACTLIKE WE DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
BUT WE DO.
WE'RE GUYS, YOU KNOW?
OUR BRAINS ARE WIRED TO STRIVETO BE THE ALPHA MALE
AND GET ALL THE WOMEN WE CAN.
I MEAN, LOOK WHERE WE ARE.
EVEN--EVEN BENJAMIN FRANKLINSCREWED EVERYTHING THAT MOVED,
BECAUSE HE COULD.
WE DON'T HAVE TO CONDONE
WHAT THESE RICH,FAMOUS PEOPLE DO,
BUT WE CAN AT LEAST ADMIT
THAT GIVEN THE SAME TEMPTATIONSAND OPPORTUNITIES
THAT SOMEBODYLIKE TIGER WOODS HAS,
A LOT OF US GUYSMIGHT DO SOMETHING SIMILAR.
- WE HAVE A TURDIN THE PUNCH BOWL.
- TURD IN THE PUNCH BOWL.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?NO, NO, COME ON!
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
- TEN CITY BLOCKSHAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN
Find the Wizard Alien
The S.W.A.T. team descends on Independence Hall as the search for the alien heats up.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.x CLOSE
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.x CLOSE
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.x CLOSE
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.x CLOSE
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.x CLOSE
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.x CLOSE