WE'VE BEEN SCREENINGOUR NATION'S SCHOOLS
FOR SIGNS OF SEX ADDITION.
THE RESULTS OF OUR TESTSARE TROUBLING, TO SAY THE LEAST.
- IN FOURTH GRADERS,5% OF MALE STUDENTS
WERE FOUNDTO BE SEX ADDICTS.
BY SIXTH GRADE,THE NUMBER GOES UP TO 30%.
AT HIGH SCHOOLS,
NEARLY 91%OF MALE STUDENTS ANSWERED
- WE ARE FACING A SEX-ADDICTIONEPIDEMIC IN OUR COUNTRY.
YOUNG PEOPLE ALL OVER AMERICAARE INFECTED
AND AT EXTREME RISKTO THEMSELVES
AND TO THE PEOPLEAROUND THEM.
THEY ARE LEADING LIVESOF SECRET PAIN.
- AND SO THESE INFECTED BOYSWILL SOON BE SECRETLY WISHING
THEY COULD BE HAVING SEXALL THE TIME
WITH LOTSOF DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
- IT APPEARS SO.
- THE POOR BASTARDS.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT USNORMAL, HEALTHY ADULTS?
ARE WE AT RISK OF EXPOSURE?
- WE DON'T BELIEVE SO.
IN ADULT MALES,FOR WHATEVER REASON,
SEX ADDICTION ONLY SEEMSTO BE PROBLEMATIC
AMONGST RICH,SUCCESSFUL CELEBRITIES.
HOWEVER, WE ARE STILLCOLLECTING DATA...
- WHY WOULD WEALTH OR SUCCESSCAUSE A MAN TO GO OUT
AND HAVE SEXWITH EVERYONE HE COULD?
- WHATEVER IS CAUSINGTHIS OUTBREAK,
WE GUARANTEEWE WILL FIND IT.
- KENNY,IT'S TIME FOR DINNER!
- SUNSET AND EVENING STAR,
AND ONE CLEAR CALL FOR ME,
AND MAY THERE BENO MOANING OF THE BAR...
- OH, MY GOD,IT'S TRUE.
- BUT SUCH A TIDEAS MOVING SEEMS ASLEEP,
TOO FULL FOR SOUND AND FOAM,- [crying]
- WHEN THAT WHICH DREWFROM OUT THE BOUNDLESS DEEP.
- THERE!IT WAS LIKE THAT!
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT!
JUST LIKE THISBUT--BUT SMALLER!
AND RIGHT IN THE PLACEHER UNDERWEAR SHOULD'VE BEEN.
IF I TRIM IT DOWN,IT'LL LOOK RIGHT.
- BUTTERS, BUTTERS,STOP IT!
- BUT THIS IS WHATI KEEP SEEING IN MY HEAD.
- BUTTERS, WE ARE SICK.DON'T YOU GET IT?
WE'RE GOING TO END UPJUST LIKE KENNY!
- NO, IF I CAN JUST SEE ITAGAIN, I-I'LL BE FINE!
- NO!BUTTERS, STOP!
- AH!LEAVE ME ALONE!
- STOP IT!STOP!
- OH, GOD!
OH, GOD, HELP US!
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.x CLOSE
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.x CLOSE
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.x CLOSE
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.x CLOSE
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.x CLOSE
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.x CLOSE