BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST MINDSOUR COUNTRY HAS TO OFFER.
AS YOU HAVE ALL SEENON THE NEWS,
OUR COUNTRYIS FACING A MAJOR CRISIS.
AND WE NEED TO FIND OUTWHAT'S CAUSING IT.
WHY?WHY ARE RICH SUCCESSFUL MEN
SUDDENLY GOING OUT AND TRYINGTO HAVE SEX WITH LOTS OF WOMEN?
- TIGER WOODS WAS ONLYTHE MOST PREVALENT,
BUT OUR DATA SHOWSTHAT THE NUMBERS ARE GROWING.
DAVID LETTERMAN,AND BEFORE THAT, BILL CLINTON.
THERE'SA PATTERN HERE, PEOPLE.
- WHY WOULD A MAN WHO'S FAMOUSAND MAKES TONS OF MONEY
USE THAT TO TRY AND HAVE SEXWITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT WOMEN?
- AND THESE RICH CELEBRITIES
HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD WIVESAT HOME!
WHY WOULD THEY EVEN THINKOF SEX WITH OTHERS?
I WANT ANSWERS.
- WE BELIEVETHAT IT MAY BE AN OUTBREAK
OF SEX ADDICTION, SIR.
- IT'S A NEW PHENOMENA WE DON'TCOMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YET.
BUT IT SEEMS TO MAKE PEOPLE...
OF COURSE, WE ALL KNOWTHE NORMAL HEALTHY MALE
THINKS ONLYOF SEX OCCASIONALLY
AND HAS NO DESIRE FOR SEXWITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS.
- DEFINITELY TRUE.
- YES, WE ALL KNOW THAT.GO ON.
- BUT IN THE SEX ADDICT,
THEIR ENTIRE LIVESARE CONSUMED
WITH THOUGHTSOF WANTING MORE AND MORE.
THE MERE SIGHTOF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
CAN--CAN MAKE HIM THINKABOUT SEX WITH HER.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT LOVE?
HOW COULD TONS OF FAME AND MONEYMAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT LOVE?
- WHAT COULD BE CAUSING
THIS OUTBREAKOF SEXUAL ADDICTION?
- IT COULD BE CAUSED BYSOMETHING IN THE WATER SUPPLY,
UH, PERHAPS EVENBY GLOBAL WARMING.
- OR COOLING.- YES.
- IF SO, THEN THE DISEASE
COULD START TO AFFECTOUR CHILDREN.
- THAT DOES IT.
I WANT HEALTH SCREENINGSAT ALL OUR NATION'S SCHOOLS.
WE NEED TO FIND OUTIF ANY YOUNG PEOPLE
MIGHT BE CARRYINGTHIS DISEASE.
Facing a Major Crisis
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
The boys play the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
The CDC discusses the recent outbreak of sex addiction in the country.x CLOSE
The 4th graders all get tested for sexual addiction.x CLOSE
The CDC addresses the growing threat, while the boys struggle to cope with their addiction.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan really get into the new Tiger Woods video game.x CLOSE
Kyle and Butters join some celebrities in sex rehab.x CLOSE
The scientists test the effects of money on chimpanzees.x CLOSE
The sex addicts review the fundamental problem behind their addiction.x CLOSE
The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan get more into the video game, while Butters and Kyle continue therapy.x CLOSE