- AAAAH!- AAH!

AAH!PUT IT DOWN, YOU BITCH!

PUT THE GOLF CLUB DOWN,YOU CRAZY BITCH!

- [Swedish accent]YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

I NEVERSHOULD'VE MARRIED YOU!

- YOU'RE OVERREACTING,YOU STUPID SWEDISH COW!

- THEN WHY THE FUCKARE YOU GETTING THE TEXT MESSAGE

FROM SOME LOW-LIFE HOOKERON THANKSGIVING?

- GOD, SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PILLS?

- OH, YEAH,TAKE MORE VICODIN, TIGER!

THAT'LL HELP!

- WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?

- LISTEN TO THIS!

- AAH!YOU FUCKING WHORE!

- WHERE THE FUCKDO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

- I'M GETTING THE FUCKAWAY FROM YOU!

[engine turning]

- OPEN THE DOOR,YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

- OOH, YEAH, CHASE AFTER MEIN THE CAR, KENNY.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?- DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.

IT'S E.A. SPORTS TIGER WOODS PGA TOUR 11

FOR XBOX.

- AAH!FUCK YOU, CUNT!

- STOP BREAKINGTHROUGH THE WINDOW, KENNY!

WHOA, I'M GONNA CRASH!I'M GONNA CRASH!

[tires screeching]

- AAH![car alarm blaring]

- AH, LOOK WHAT YOU DID,YOU CRAZY BITCH!

- SERVES YOU RIGHT,YOU CHEATING TURD!

- OH, DUDE,WAS THAT A COMBO MOVE?

- [muffled]

- OH, DUDE, HERE COME THE COPS.WE GOTTA LIE TO THEM.

[sirens wailing]HIT "X" TO LIE.

- WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW GOLF GAMESWERE THIS COOL!

- YEAH, DUDE, E.A. SPORTSOUTDID THEMSELVES THIS TIME.