- IT HAS BEEN MANY, MANY HOURSSINCE THE APOCALYPSE,
AND ALL I KEEP THINKING ISWHY ME?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE OF MY RACEGOD CHOSE TO SURVIVE
IN THISMINORITY-RUN WORLD?
WHEN THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED,
I'M SURE THE MINORITIESWILL START REBUILDING--
BUILDING THE WORLDIN THEIR WAY.
I CAN SEE IT NOW.
- ALRIGHT, ERIC CARTMAN.
LET'S HEAR YOUR BOOK REPORT.
- I READ TREASURE ISLAND BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY
WHEN I SAW THAT MOVIE.
YOU'RE LIVING IN A MINORITYSPEAKING COUNTRY NOW.
SAY IT RIGHT.
- BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPYWHEN I SEEN THAT MOVIE.
- [softly] NOOOO...
TRYING TO FIND A JOB WILL BEEVEN HARDER.
- YOU DON'T EXPECT TO MAKETHE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY
THAT MINORITIES MAKE,DO YOU?
- WELL, I DO JUST AS MUCHWORK...
- HA, HA.YOU'RE TRASH AROUND HERE.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE AS MUCHAS A MINORITY.
- [softly] NOOO...
EVENTUALLY THE MINORITIES WILLDO AWAY WITH ME ALL TOGETHER.
- ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF PUTTINGWHITE PEOPLE IN CAMPS?
- ALL THOSE OPPOSED?
- [softly] NOOOOO...
- THE MINORITIES WIN!
NO, I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN YOURWORLD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOUR WORLD IS COLD AND VOIDOF ANY HUMANITY!
- JUST KILL ME.KILL ME NOW!
- OKAY, THERE.
The Minority World
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE