- I DON'T KNOW.
- [sobbing] OH, WHY...
WHY DIDN'T PI PI LISTEN?
THEY TRIED TO WARN-A THE PI PI,BUT THE PI PI NOT BELIEVE THEM!
- WHO ARE YOU?
- OH, I SO SORRY!THIS ALL MY FAULT!
I SHOULD HAVE SHUTMY WATER PARK DOWN
WHEN IT REACHED 90% PEE!
- YEAH, WELL,PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW
THAT PEEING IN POOLS IS BAD!
- BUT WAIT!
MAYBE YOU BOYSCAN-A HELP PI PI!
IN THE MAINTENANCE ROOM,
THERE'S THE EMERGENCYRELEASE VALVE!
IF YOU OPEN IT,ALL THIS PEE CAN-A BE LOWERED!
- OKAY! WHERE'STHE MAINTENANCE ROOM?
- THAT IS-A THE PROBLEM.
THE MAINTENANCE ROOM IS-A WAYDOWN ON THE BASEMENT LEVEL.
I WOULD DO IT, BUT THE PI PI ISA NO GOOD AT THE SWIMMING.
SOMEBODY WILL HAVE TODIVE DOWN INTO THE PEE
THEN STAY THERE TO TURNTHE RELEASE WHEEL.
SO...WHO CAN HOLDTHEIR BREATH THE LONGEST?
- YOU SAID YOU CAN HOLDYOUR BREATH THE LONGEST, KYLE.
- NOT IN PEE!- PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HURRY.
I'LL DRAW YOU THE MAPAND A INSTRUCTIONS
HOW TO SHUT OFFTHE VALVE.
IT'LL BE AS EASY AS-A PEEINGIN THE SHOWER!
- OH, WHO PEESIN THE SHOWER?
- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKEIF YOU SUDDENLY HAVE TO PEE
YOU'RE GONNA GETOUT OF THE SHOWER.
- YEAH, SEEINGALL THAT RUNNING WATER
ALWAYS MAKES ME NEED TO PEE.
- YOU DON'T PEEIN THE SHOWER, DUDE!
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!
- BOYS, PLEASE!
WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS BOYTO THAT DRAINAGE VALVE
OR WE'RE ALL-A GONNA DIE!
- JESUS CHRIST!
The Pi Pi's No Good At Swimming
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE