- KYLE, QUICK!YOU GOTTA SWIM OVER TO US!
- NO WAY!
- YOU GOTTA SWIMOVER HERE, KYLE!
- COME ON, KYLE!- DUDE, THAT'S ALL PEE!
- WELL, IF YOU DON'TSWIM IN IT, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
- I'LL DIEIF I DO SWIM IN IT!
- KYLE, IT'S JUST PEE.IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
- YES, IT IS A BIG DEAL!
WHY DO YOU THINKEVERYONE WASHES THEIR HANDS
AFTER THEY GOTO THE BATHROOM?
- WELL, NOT EVERYONEWASHES THEIR HANDS
AFTER THEY GOTO THE BATHROOM.
- COME ON, DUDE,YOU GOTTA SWIM.
- YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDSAFTER GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
- NOT...ALL THE TIME.
- THAT IS GROSS!
- WHY? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'REPEEING ON YOUR HANDS!
THERE'S MORE GERMS ON MOSTFURNITURE THAN THERE IS IN PEE.
- YEAH, IF ANYTHING,YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR HANDS
BEFORE YOU TOUCHYOUR WIENER.
- KYLE, COME ON!
- AH, GODDAMN IT.
AHH! OH! AHH!
[groaning and moaning]
- DO YOU NEED TO WASHYOUR HANDS?
- I CAN'T HOLD ON--HELP!
- HERE!HEY, KID, GRAB THIS STICK!
- YES! YES, HELP ME!
YES, HELP ME!I'M JUST A LITTLE BOY!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
OH! AHH! OH.
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- HA. YES. THANK YOU.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO WE DO NOW?
- WE'VE GOTTA JUSTWAIT IT OUT.
- YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG?
- WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHINGTO PADDLE WITH.
- DAY ONE.IT HAS HAPPENED.
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT.
ONLY THING THEY GOT WRONGWAS THE DATE.
IT IS 2009,
AND I APPEAR TO BE THE LASTOF MY SPECIES ALIVE.
NOW IT'S JUST ME ALL ALONEWITH MINORITIES.
WHAT WILL THE MINORITIESDO WITH ME?
I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT'SON ALL THEIR MINDS.
I HAVE TO MAKE MYSELF SEEMUSEFUL TO THEM,
OR THEY WILL SURELYNOT LET ME LIVE.
AHEM. DOES ANYONE NEEDMEDICAL HELP?
I AM A DOCTOR.
You Gotta Swim!
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE