- OH, MY GOD!
- [Italian accent]AH, GENTLEMEN!
I AM WITH THE PI PI.
HOW CAN I A HELP YOU?
- PI PI, WE HAVESOME DIRE NEWS
CONCERNING YOUR WATER PARK.
- I'VE JUST FINISHEDSOME TESTS.
THE WATER IN YOUR PARKIS NOW 98% PEE.
- YES, SO WHAT'STHE PROBLEM?
- PI PI, YOU KNOWTHAT ACCEPTABLE PEE LEVELS
IN ANY WATER PARK IS 83%.
YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN.
- WHAT?I CAN'T-A CLOSE DOWN NOW.
IT'S MY BIGGEST-A WEEKEND!
EVERYONE IS HAVING THE FUN!
- YOU'RE ENDANGERINGPEOPLES' LIVES.
IF THOSE PEE LEVELS HIT 100%,
THERE'S NO TELLINGWHAT'LL HAPPEN!
- AND WHAT PROOFDO YOU HAVE
THAT THE PEE LEVELSWILL GO UP?
- ONE IN THREE PEOPLEADMIT THEY PEE IN POOLS.
ADD ANOTHER FOR PEOPLEWHO DO BUT DON'T ADMIT IT,
THAT'S TWO IN THREE.
YOU'VE GOT JUST OVER500 PEOPLE OUT THERE.
THAT'S 332 PEOPLEABOUT TO PEE IN YOUR WATER!
- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.I COME FROM THE VENICE.
VENICE IS ALMOST ALL PEE,
AND WE DO JUST FINE.
WE SWIM-A IN THE PEE,WE SING-A IN THE PEE.
YOU CAN'T-A BARGE IN HEREAND TELL ME
THAT I HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN
JUST BECAUSE MY WATER PARKHAS-A TOO MUCH PEE.
- YOU HAVE TOEVACUATE PEOPLE NOW.
- HE SAIDHE'S NOT DOING IT!
AND AS HIS LAWYER, I ADVISEYOU GENTLEMEN TO LEAVE
AND TAKE YOUR WILDPEE THEORIES WITH YOU.
- IF ONE MORE PERSON URINATESIN YOUR POOL,
IT COULD SET OFFA CHAIN REACTION.
THEN THE PEEWILL BE ON YOUR HANDS.
Almost All Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE