- OH, MY GOD!
- [Italian accent]AH, GENTLEMEN!
I AM WITH THE PI PI.
HOW CAN I A HELP YOU?
- PI PI, WE HAVESOME DIRE NEWS
CONCERNING YOUR WATER PARK.
- I'VE JUST FINISHEDSOME TESTS.
THE WATER IN YOUR PARKIS NOW 98% PEE.
- YES, SO WHAT'STHE PROBLEM?
- PI PI, YOU KNOWTHAT ACCEPTABLE PEE LEVELS
IN ANY WATER PARK IS 83%.
YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN.
- WHAT?I CAN'T-A CLOSE DOWN NOW.
IT'S MY BIGGEST-A WEEKEND!
EVERYONE IS HAVING THE FUN!
- YOU'RE ENDANGERINGPEOPLES' LIVES.
IF THOSE PEE LEVELS HIT 100%,
THERE'S NO TELLINGWHAT'LL HAPPEN!
- AND WHAT PROOFDO YOU HAVE
THAT THE PEE LEVELSWILL GO UP?
- ONE IN THREE PEOPLEADMIT THEY PEE IN POOLS.
ADD ANOTHER FOR PEOPLEWHO DO BUT DON'T ADMIT IT,
THAT'S TWO IN THREE.
YOU'VE GOT JUST OVER500 PEOPLE OUT THERE.
THAT'S 332 PEOPLEABOUT TO PEE IN YOUR WATER!
- GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.I COME FROM THE VENICE.
VENICE IS ALMOST ALL PEE,
AND WE DO JUST FINE.
WE SWIM-A IN THE PEE,WE SING-A IN THE PEE.
YOU CAN'T-A BARGE IN HEREAND TELL ME
THAT I HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN
JUST BECAUSE MY WATER PARKHAS-A TOO MUCH PEE.
- YOU HAVE TOEVACUATE PEOPLE NOW.
- HE SAIDHE'S NOT DOING IT!
AND AS HIS LAWYER, I ADVISEYOU GENTLEMEN TO LEAVE
AND TAKE YOUR WILDPEE THEORIES WITH YOU.
- IF ONE MORE PERSON URINATESIN YOUR POOL,
IT COULD SET OFFA CHAIN REACTION.
THEN THE PEEWILL BE ON YOUR HANDS.
Almost All Pee
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE