- YOU BET.
- I'M NOT GETTING BACKIN THE WATER.
- OH, COME ON, KYLE.
- DUDE, I JUST FOUND OUT THATEVERYBODY PEES IN POOLS.
WHY WOULD I GO BACK?
- NOT EVERYBODY PEES IN POOLS.
- DO YOU PEE IN THE POOL?
- NOT TODAY--YET.
- AW, COME ON!
- WELL DUDE,WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
JUST HANG OUT HEREAT THE TABLE ALL DAY?
- MOST LIKELY.- YOU GUYS!
YOU GUYS, WE HAVE GOT PROBLEMSOF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!
- DUDE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?- I'VE BEEN COUNTING.
DO YOU KNOWTHERE 205 MEXICANS HERE?
AND THERE ARE190 BLACK PEOPLE.
- SO WHAT?
GUESS HOW MANY WHITE PEOPLEARE AT THE WATER PARK TODAY?
THERE ARE ACTUALLY MOREMINORITIES HERE THAN US.
- WELL, THEN THEY'RE NOTMINORITIES, ARE THEY?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- DUMB ASS, IF THERE'S60% OF THEM TO 40% OF US,
THEN WHO'S THE MINORITY?
- THE BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE.
- NO, YOU'RE THE MINORITY!
- DO I LOOK LIKE A MINORITYTO YOU, STUPID?
NOW LOOK, GUYS, I DIDSOME CALCULATIONS.
JUST LAST YEAR THERE WEREALMOST 90% NORMAL PEOPLE
THAT'S A 50% RISEIN ONE YEAR.
- THIS IS MORE MATHTHAN I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO.
- BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT!
A 50% RISE EACH YEARMEANS THAT IN THREE YEARS
THE WORLD WILL BE ONLYMINORITIES.
THAT'S 2012.THE MAYANS PREDICTED THIS!
- THE WHO?!- THE MAYANS.
THEY KNEW THAT MINORITIESWOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD
BY THE YEAR 2012.
AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING!
- I'M GONNA GOON THE SLIDES.
- WHOOPEE!- YOU GUYS?
YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TO DOSOMETHING TO STOP THIS!
WELL, LOOKS LIKE AT LEASTYOU'VE GOT SOME SENSE
LEFT IN YOU, KYLE.
SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOTO KEEP THE MAYANS PREDICTION
FROM COMING TRUE, BUDDY?
- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS,CARTMAN.
- EUGENE!THAT IS DISGUSTING!
DID YOU JUST PEEIN THE POOL?
- OH, COME ON!LOOK HOW BIG THIS POOL IS.
ONE PERSON PEEING IN IT ISN'TGOING TO HURT ANYTHING.
The Myan's Predicted This
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys head to the water park and start getting wet.x CLOSE
Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.x CLOSE
Cartman does some calculations and makes a shocking discovery.x CLOSE
Officials are concerned about the high pee levels at the water park.x CLOSE
Disaster strikes the water park.x CLOSE
The police quarantine the water park and try to figure out what to do.x CLOSE
Kyle is stranded in the ocean of pee. Meanwhile, Cartman finds rescue at the hands of minorities.x CLOSE
Stan's parents try to remain calm while the police attempt to find the antidote.x CLOSE
The boys meet Pi Pi and find there's only one way to survive.x CLOSE
After the apocalypse, Cartman dreams about what the future will be like.x CLOSE