SON OF A BITCH!IDEA-STEALING ASSHOLES!
YOU SONS A BITCHES!
DANCES WITH SMURFS WAS MY IDEA!
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE DANCES WITH SMURFS
AND CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!
[school bell rings]
- DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU'RE NOT DOING THE MORNINGANNOUNCEMENTS ANYMORE?
- NO, BECAUSE IT TURNS OUTTHAT BY RULE,
THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENTCAN'T ALSO BE
THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTREADER!
- OH, WELL.AT LEAST AS PRESIDENT,
YOU CAN RUN THE SCHOOLTHE WAY YOU WANT.
- I CAN'T DO JACK!
I WENT TO MY FIRSTSTUDENT COUNCIL MEETING!
ALL WE DID WAS TALKABOUT WHAT COLORS TO MAKE
THE STUPIDSADIE HAWKINS DANCE!
STUDENT COUNCIL IS RETARDED!
- THE SUN IS UP,AND THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING.
I'M CASEY MILLER, AND THESEARE THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS.
I HAVE A LETTER
FROM SECOND GRADE STUDENTBRIAN FELNER.
BRIAN WRITES, "DEAR CASEY,
"WHY IS OUR SCHOOL PRESIDENTSUCH A FAT, STUPID DICKHEAD?
"MY DESK IS BROKEN,
"AND SO FAR, ERIC CARTMANHAS DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT.
"WILL YOU PLEASE LET THATWALKING BOWL OF ANUS PUS KNOW
THAT WE ARE NOW HAPPY."
WELL, BRIAN,I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
OUR ASSHOLE PRESIDENT IS A FAT,SMELLY, DOUCHE BAG MILKSHAKE.
- I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!
I Can't Do Anything
Cartman takes over as school president, and is not too happy with the results.
The morning announcements get a bit more intense than usual.x CLOSE
After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.x CLOSE
Cartman uses his first day of morning announcements to start asking questions.x CLOSE
Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".x CLOSE
Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.x CLOSE
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.x CLOSE
Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.x CLOSE
Butters makes Wendy pay for the travesties she's committed against the smurfs.x CLOSE