"IS A GIRL WHO WOULD RATHER GETHER TITS LICKED
THAN GOTO STUDENT COUNCIL MEETINGS?"
- WHOA.- YEAH, JEEZ.
- HEY, HEY!STOP READING THAT!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- LISTEN, JUST BECAUSEA GUY'S VOICE IS ON THE INTERCOM
AND HIS WORDS ARE IN A BOOK
DOESN'T MEAN HE HAS ANY IDEAWHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
- YES, IT DOES.
- ERIC CARTMANIS SIMPLY MAKING IT
SO THAT ALL KIDSTAKE RESPONSIBILITY
TO QUESTIONTHEIR SCHOOL LEADERS.
WE SHOULD ALL ASKIF OUR PRESIDENT
IS A PENIS-HUNGRY HOOKERWITH A HUGE VAGINA.
I'M CASEY MILLER.
- WENDY, DID YOU SEE THE STUFFCARTMAN IS SAYING ABOUT YOU NOW?
- I REALLY DON'T CARE, STAN.
- WELL, DON'T YOU THINKYOU SHOULD GO ON HIS SHOW
AND DEFEND YOURSELF?
EVERYONE'S STARTING TO THINKYOU'RE A CRAPPY PRESIDENT.
- I'M NOT GIVING ERIC FARTMAN
ONE MINUTE OF MY TIME,YOU GOT THAT?
I'M NOT ACKNOWLEDGINGHIS STUPID QUESTIONS.
IF YOU WANT HIM DEALT WITH,YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF!
- YOU WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN,PRINCIPAL VICTORIA?
- ERIC, WE'VE BEEN INFORMEDBY A CONCERNED STUDENT
THAT YOUARE WRITING NAUGHTY BOOKS
ABOUT ONE OF THE GIRLSHERE AT THE SCHOOL.
- OH, WENDY CAMEAND TOLD ON ME?
SO WHAT,BECAUSE SHE'S PRESIDENT,
SHE CAN'T BE WRITTEN ABOUT?
- ERIC, APPARENTLY YOU WROTE
THAT WENDY'S PRIVATE PARTS
ARE BIG ENOUGH TO FLYAN AIRPLANE THROUGH, MM-KAY.
- AND WHAT IF THEY ARE?
YOU'LL STOP ME FROM ASKING JUSTBECAUSE WENDY FORCES YOU TO?
- ERIC,THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT
REALLY DOESN'T HAVETHE KIND OF POWER THAT YOU--
- JUST ENOUGH POWER TO FORCE YOUTO STOP ME FROM SELLING MY BOOK.
FACE IT,YOU'RE A LACKEY, MACKEY.
- ERIC, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
YOU CANNOT, AND YOU WILL NOT,
SELL YOUR BOOKSON SCHOOL GROUNDS!
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- CLEAR AS SUMMER RAIN.
CLEAR AS A FLAVORLESS BOTTLEOF VITAMIN WATER.
THIS SCHOOLHAS FINALLY TRANSFORMED
INTO THE SOCIALIST WHORE LANDWHERE A STUDENT ISN'T FREE.
WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BEA PART OF IT.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I'M LEAVING THIS HYPOCRITICAL,COMMUNIST SCHOOL!
I'M WALKING OUT,AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!
Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The morning announcements get a bit more intense than usual.x CLOSE
After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.x CLOSE
Cartman uses his first day of morning announcements to start asking questions.x CLOSE
Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".x CLOSE
Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.x CLOSE
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.x CLOSE
Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.x CLOSE
Butters makes Wendy pay for the travesties she's committed against the smurfs.x CLOSE