[school bell rings]
- THANK YOU, AND THIS IS TO...- DOUGLAS.
- "TO DOUGLAS."THERE YOU GO.
BOOK SIGNING TODAY, EVERYONE.BE SURE TO PICK UP YOUR COPY.
- HEY, ERIC!- WELL, HELLO.
ANOTHER PERSON WHO CARESABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR SCHOOL!
- OH, YOU BET.
I LOVE ALL THE STUFF YOU SAID
ABOUT HOW OUR SCHOOL PRESIDENTNEVER DOES ANYTHING
AND HOW SHE'S CHANGINGEVERYTHING.
- YES, WELL, NOW YOU CAN READ
ABOUT ALL THESE THINGSI'VE SAID, BUTTERS.
TAKE THIS COPY OF MY BOOK.
- COOL, THANKS.
- THAT'LL BE $5.
- OH, OKAY.
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING?
- A BOOK SIGNING.
- I LOOKEDTHROUGH YOUR STUPID BOOK.
IT'S 540 PAGES OF RIPPINGON WENDY AND CALLING HER A SLUT!
- I DO NOT DIRECTLY SAYSHE'S A SLUT.
- "WENDY TESTABURGERHAS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN
"THAT SHE WILL DO ANYTHINGTO PLEASURE HER VAGINA.
"WHETHER IT IS THE SCHOOLFOOTBALL TEAM
"OR THE JANITORSON THEIR BREAK,
"WENDY SPENDS HER TIMEAS PRESIDENT ON HER KNEES
OR ON HER BACK TAKING THE OL'IN-OUT FOR HOURS ON END."
- YOU DIDN'T READTHE REST, DUDE.
- "OR DOES SHE?"- "OR DOES SHE?"
SEE, THAT'S A QUESTION.I'M ASKING QUESTIONS, STAN!
I'VE CALLED FOR WENDY TO COMEON MY SHOW AND DEFEND HERSELF,
BUT SHE WON'T DO IT.
- YEAH, AND SHE HATES SMURFS!
Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".
The morning announcements get a bit more intense than usual.x CLOSE
After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.x CLOSE
Cartman uses his first day of morning announcements to start asking questions.x CLOSE
Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.x CLOSE
Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".x CLOSE
Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.x CLOSE
In a controversial segment, Cartman unveils the true story about his life with the Smurfs.x CLOSE
Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.x CLOSE
Butters makes Wendy pay for the travesties she's committed against the smurfs.x CLOSE