THE ANNOUNCEMENTSEVERY MORNING,
LED US IN THE PLEDGEOF ALLEGIANCE, MM-KAY,
AND TOUCHED MANY KIDS' LIVESHERE AT THE SCHOOL.
AND EVEN THOUGH WE NOW KNOW THATTHE SHOOTER HAD HIM CONFUSED
WITH A 40-YEAR-OLD TRUCK DRIVER
WHO HAPPENED TO HAVEA SIMILAR NAME,
I KNOW THIS HAS BEENPRETTY TRAUMATIZING, MM-KAY?
BUT NOW WE MUST DECIDEWHO WILL PICK UP
WHERE LITTLE GORDON LEFT OFF?
WHO WILL TAKE HIS PLACE READINGTHE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS?
IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY,
BECAUSE IT WILL BE YOUR VOICE
THE ENTIRE SCHOOLLISTENS TO, MM-KAY?
AND ALTHOUGH GORDON STOLTSKICAN NEVER BE REPLACED, MM-KAY,
THERE MUST BEA STUDENT OUT THERE
WHO HAS THE DRIVEAND THE PASSION
TO HAVE HIS OR HER VOICE HEARDEVERY MORNING.
- OH, MY GOD.
SO YOU'RE, UH, TRYING OUT
TO BE THE MORNING-ANNOUNCEMENTPERSON AS WELL?
- YEAH.
I THINK IT WOULD BE REALLYF-F-F-FUN
AND R-R-R-RAISEMY SELF-ES-ES-ES-ESTEEM.
- OH, THIS IS IT, HUH?
OKAY, UH, MIKE, WHY DON'T WEHAVE YOU TRY OUT FIRST?
- [laughs]HE STUTTERS LIKE A BITCH.
I'VE GOT THIS JOB IN THE BAG.
WHO ARE YOU?
[a la Casey Kasem]- MY NAME IS CASEY MILLER,
AND I'M IN THE THIRD GRADE.
EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER,
PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I SHOULDREAD THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS.
MY FRIENDS ALWAYS SAID TO ME,
"DEAR CASEY, YOUR VOICEIS LIKE BUTTER TO OUR EARS.
"COULD YOU PLEASE FIND A WAYTO GET THAT AUDIBLE CHOCOLATE
ON THE AIRWAVES?"
WELL, HERE I AM.
AND HOPEFULLY I'LL BE THE KIDWITH THE JOB.
- MM-KAY, REALLY NICE, MIKE.
UH, MAYBE NEXT TIME,YOU CAN GET PAST THE FIRST WORD.
OH, CASEY MILLER, GOOD.
YOU'RE TRYING OUT TOO?
- I'M TRYING OUTAND DRYING OUT
IN THE SULTRY SUMMER SUNTHAT IS MY VOICE.
- MM-KAY, ERIC,YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?
MM-KAY, ERIC,I'M JUST GONNA HAVE YOU READ
THIS PIECE OF PAPER.
- MR. MACKEY,WHAT'S A MORONIC JIZZ RAG?
- WHAT?
WHAT ON EARTHARE YOU ASKING ME THAT FOR?
- WELL, IT'S JUST THAT...
THAT'S WHAT THAT CASEY KID SAIDABOUT YOUR HAIRPIECE.
- GET LOST,YOU LITTLE DIRT BALL!
- EXCUSE ME?
- I SAID TAKE A HIKE!
- I DON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT I DID WRONG.
- BEAT IT!YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE JOB!
Trying Out and Drying Out
Dances With Smurfs s13e13
After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.

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