- EXCITEMENT IS IN THE AIR
AS THE CITIZENSOF SOUTH PARK AMASS
TO SEE IF THE WORD FAG
WILL OFFICIALLY BE CHANGEDIN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY.
FOUR LOCAL BOYSWILL STATE THEIR CASE
TO THE HEAD DICTIONARY EDITOR,
AND IF THEY SUCCEED,
"FAG" WILL OFFICIALLY REFERTO HARLEY RIDERS NATIONWIDE.
- YOU CAN DO IT, BOYS!WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
- AND, TOM,IT LOOKS AS THOUGH
THE DICTIONARY OFFICIALSHAVE ARRIVED!
- ENTERING THE SCENE NOW
ARE THE KEEPERSOF THE CURRENT DICTIONARY
AND, OF COURSE,THE DICTIONARY'S HEAD EDITOR,
MR. EMMANUEL LEWIS.
- EMMANUEL LEWIS, HUH?
- OH, IT ALLMAKES SENSE NOW.
[cheers and applause]
- TO CHANGE...THE DEFINITION OF A WORD
IS NO TRIFLING THING!
I EXPECT THIS PROPOSAL
FOR CHANGING THE DEFINITIONOF THE WORD "FAG"
TO BE BOTH DISCERNINGAND UNDISPUTABLE.
- COME ON BOYS,YOU CAN DO IT!
[all imitating motorcycles]
- LOOK OUT!
IT'S A BUNCH OF PISSED OFFFAGGOTS!
[guns firing,crowd screaming]
- THERE'S FAGS EVERYWHERE!
- WE GOTTA RUN!
WHAT NEFARIOUSNESS IS THIS?
AHGH!YOU OBDURATE BEASTS!
Discerning and Undisputable
The town gathers in anticipation of the Dictionary Officials' verdict.
Everyone's lovely weekend is ruined by bikers.x CLOSE
The bikers show everyone how they roll.x CLOSE
Distraught over what people are saying, the bikers realize what they must do.x CLOSE
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.x CLOSE
The boys put their plan into action.x CLOSE
School officials want to find out who's been casuing all the recent "vandalism."x CLOSE
The bikers head to the library to figure out what's going on.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.x CLOSE
The whole town unites behind the new word for "bikers."x CLOSE
The Mayor confronts the boys over the trouble they've caused. Meanwhile, the bikers rally to put an end to their persecution.x CLOSE