- EXCITEMENT IS IN THE AIR
AS THE CITIZENSOF SOUTH PARK AMASS
TO SEE IF THE WORD FAG
WILL OFFICIALLY BE CHANGEDIN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY.
FOUR LOCAL BOYSWILL STATE THEIR CASE
TO THE HEAD DICTIONARY EDITOR,
AND IF THEY SUCCEED,
"FAG" WILL OFFICIALLY REFERTO HARLEY RIDERS NATIONWIDE.
- YOU CAN DO IT, BOYS!WE BELIEVE IN YOU!
- AND, TOM,IT LOOKS AS THOUGH
THE DICTIONARY OFFICIALSHAVE ARRIVED!
- ENTERING THE SCENE NOW
ARE THE KEEPERSOF THE CURRENT DICTIONARY
AND, OF COURSE,THE DICTIONARY'S HEAD EDITOR,
MR. EMMANUEL LEWIS.
- EMMANUEL LEWIS, HUH?
- OH, IT ALLMAKES SENSE NOW.
[cheers and applause]
- TO CHANGE...THE DEFINITION OF A WORD
IS NO TRIFLING THING!
I EXPECT THIS PROPOSAL
FOR CHANGING THE DEFINITIONOF THE WORD "FAG"
TO BE BOTH DISCERNINGAND UNDISPUTABLE.
- COME ON BOYS,YOU CAN DO IT!
[all imitating motorcycles]
- LOOK OUT!
IT'S A BUNCH OF PISSED OFFFAGGOTS!
[guns firing,crowd screaming]
- THERE'S FAGS EVERYWHERE!
- WE GOTTA RUN!
WHAT NEFARIOUSNESS IS THIS?
AHGH!YOU OBDURATE BEASTS!
Discerning and Undisputable
The town gathers in anticipation of the Dictionary Officials' verdict.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Everyone's lovely weekend is ruined by bikers.x CLOSE
The bikers show everyone how they roll.x CLOSE
Distraught over what people are saying, the bikers realize what they must do.x CLOSE
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.x CLOSE
The boys put their plan into action.x CLOSE
School officials want to find out who's been casuing all the recent "vandalism."x CLOSE
The bikers head to the library to figure out what's going on.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.x CLOSE
The whole town unites behind the new word for "bikers."x CLOSE
The Mayor confronts the boys over the trouble they've caused. Meanwhile, the bikers rally to put an end to their persecution.x CLOSE