AS "FAGS" IN TODAY'S WORLDIS ACCEPTABLE?
- BECAUSE WE'RE NOT REFERRINGTO GAY PEOPLE.
YOU CAN BE GAYAND NOT BE A FAG.
- YEAH, A LOT OF FAGSAREN'T GAY.
- I HAPPEN TO BE GAY, BOYS.DO YOU THINK I'M A FAG?
- DO YOU RIDEA BIG, LOUD HARLEY
AND GO UP AND DOWN THE STREETSRUINING EVERYONE'S NICE TIME?
- THEN YOU'RE NOT A FAG.
- SO WHAT IF A GUY IS GAYAND RIDES A HARLEY?
- THEN HE'S A GAY FAG.
I MEAN, IS THIS REALLYTHIS HARD?
- I DON'T KNOW.- THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
YOU'RE DRIVINGIN YOUR CAR, OKAY?
AND YOU'RE WAITING TO MAKEA LEFT AT A TRAFFIC SIGNAL.
THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW,SHOULD BE YOUR TURN TO GO,
BUT THE TRAFFIC COMING AT YOUJUST KEEPS COMING.
AND EVEN WHENTHE LIGHT TURNS RED,
A GUY IN A BMWRUNS THE RED LIGHT
SO YOU CAN'T MAKEYOUR LEFT TURN.
WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND?
BUT YOU'RE NOT THINKING,"OH, HE'S HOMOSEXUAL."
YOU'RE THINKING, "OH, HE'SAN INCONSIDERATE DOUCHE BAG
LIKE A HARLEY RIDER."
- THIS--THIS IS MAKINGINSANELY GOOD SENSE TO ME.
- ALL RIGHT,HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHAT WOULD YOU CALLA STRAIGHT MAN
WHO DOESN'T OWN A HARLEY,
BUT LIKES THEMAND MIGHT BUY ONE SOMEDAY?
- YOU CALL HIM BIKE-CURIOUS.
- BIKE-CUR--- BIKE-CURIOUS!
DON'T YOU PEOPLE KEEP UPWITH TODAY'S LINGO AT ALL?
- [muffled]JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Insanely Good Sense
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.
Everyone's lovely weekend is ruined by bikers.x CLOSE
The bikers show everyone how they roll.x CLOSE
Distraught over what people are saying, the bikers realize what they must do.x CLOSE
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.x CLOSE
The boys put their plan into action.x CLOSE
School officials want to find out who's been casuing all the recent "vandalism."x CLOSE
The bikers head to the library to figure out what's going on.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.x CLOSE
The whole town unites behind the new word for "bikers."x CLOSE
The Mayor confronts the boys over the trouble they've caused. Meanwhile, the bikers rally to put an end to their persecution.x CLOSE