AS YOU ALL KNOW,THE HARLEY PROBLEM
SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE,
AND NOBODY IS WILLINGTO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
- YES.- AGREED.
- I HAVE HAD IT WITH THOSE LOUDANNOYING F-F-F-FAGGOTS.
- NOW WE HAVE SOME IDEAS,AND WE'D LOVE TO HEAR
YOUR IDEAS,AND I THINK TOGETHER WE CAN--
[motorcycles drive by]
AND I THINK THAT TOGETHERWE CAN COME UP WITH A WAY
TO GET RID OF THESE FAGSONCE AND FOR ALL.
- SOUNDS GOOD.- OKAY, GOOD, YEAH.
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYSTALKING ABOUT?
HARLEY'S ARE NEAT-O!- WHAT?
- I ALWAYS THOUGHTSOMEDAY WHEN I GROW UP
I'M GONNA GET A HARLEY!
THEN PEOPLE WILL HAVE TONOTICE ME,
AND THEY'LL HAVE TO DEALWITH MY SHIT FOR ONCE!
THE OPEN ROAD!
THE WIND ON MY FACE!
I'LL GO FROM CITY TO CITY!
RAR! RARRR! RARRR!
EVERYONE LOOKIN' AT ME!
WHO'S THAT GUY?
HE MUST BE A--HE MUST BE TOUGH!
I'LL HAVE MY GIRLON THE BACKSEAT
HOLDIN' ONTO MY FAT BELLY.
SURE, SHE'S MISSIN'A FEW TEETH,
BUT SHE'S THINKS I'M COOL!
THAT'S WHY WHEN I GROW UP,I'M GONNA BE A HARLEY RIDER.
- THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE,BUTTERS.
- IT DOES?- YES, NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
- ALL RIGHT, KYLE AND IARE GOING TO SPRAY-PAINT
MESSAGES TO THE HARLEY RIDERS.
CARTMAN, YOU SAIDYOU HAD AN IDEA?
- I THINKWHAT I'M GONNA DO IS
FIND OUT WHEREVERTHEIR BIKES ARE AND, UH,
CRAP ON THEIR SEATS.
- OH, THAT'S GOOD.- YEAH, I THINK THAT'LL BE NICE.
- BUT THAT'S A LOT OF SEATS.HOW YOU GONNA PULL THAT OFF?
- I THINK I JUST NEEDTWO, MAYBE THREE BUCKETS
OF KFC, EXTRA CRISPY.
PROBABLY FOUR CARTONSOF GRAVY.
- CLYDE, CAN YOU TAKE CARE OFGETTING THE KFC FOR CARTMAN?
KYLE AND I'LL GETTHE SPRAY PAINT CANS.
IF WE DO THIS RIGHT, WE'LL BEDOING THE TOWN A HUGE FAVOR,
SO LET'S GET TO IT!boys: YEAH!
We Have Had It
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
Everyone's lovely weekend is ruined by bikers.x CLOSE
The bikers show everyone how they roll.x CLOSE
Distraught over what people are saying, the bikers realize what they must do.x CLOSE
The boys call a meeting to discuss the growing biker problem.x CLOSE
The boys put their plan into action.x CLOSE
School officials want to find out who's been casuing all the recent "vandalism."x CLOSE
The bikers head to the library to figure out what's going on.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny make thier case during a public hearing.x CLOSE
The whole town unites behind the new word for "bikers."x CLOSE
The Mayor confronts the boys over the trouble they've caused. Meanwhile, the bikers rally to put an end to their persecution.x CLOSE