- [playing harmonica]
♪ WELL I'MIN JAPANESE PRISON, LORD ♪
♪ JAPANESE PRISONGOT ME DOWN ♪
♪ SAID I'MIN JAPANESE PRISON, LORD ♪
♪ DON'T BELONG HERE
♪ MY EYES ARE ROUND
- WILL YOU STOP THAT?
- OH, I'M SORRY.
AM I MAKING THINGS UNCOMFORTABLEFOR YOU, STAN?
IT'S YOUR FAULT ME AND KENNYARE IN THIS MESS!
- THINGS ARE BAD ENOUGH WITHOUTYOU BEING A SMARTASS.
THERE'S WHALES OUT THERE BEINGSLAUGHTERED RIGHT NOW,
AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHINGABOUT IT, SO JUST KEEP QUIET.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A TV SHOWANYMORE, CAPTAIN,
SO YOU CAN JUST SUCK MYJAPANESE IMPRISONED BALLS.
♪ I'M IN JAPANESE PRISON, LORD
♪ JAPANESE BALLS GOT ME DOWN
- [speaking Japanese]
- SO YOU ARE THE ONES WHO HAVEBEEN SINKING OUR BOATS!
- YOU SPEAK ENGLISH.
- YOU HAVE CAUSED USMANY PROBLEMS,
SET US BACK MANY MONTHS.
- SIR, WE ACTUALLY DON'T GIVETWO SHITS
ABOUT YOU KILLING WHALES.
CAN WE GO?- YEAH, CAN WE GO?
- WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKINGTROUBLE FOR THE JAPANESE?
- WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO?
YOU KNOW THAT 98% OF THE WORLDIS AGAINST WHALING?
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STOP?
- YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHTTO TELL US
WHAT IS OKAY?
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
Stan, Kenny, and Cartman do some hard time in Japan.
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.x CLOSE
Randy consoles Stan, while the Japanese continue their murderous rampage.x CLOSE
Stan tries to rally the boys to his cause.x CLOSE
Stan joins forces with the Whale Wars crew.x CLOSE
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.x CLOSE
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.x CLOSE
Stan and his new crew go on Larry King Live.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny join the cast, only to have the Deadliest Catch crew get in their way.x CLOSE
Just when all seems lost, the whales join the war.x CLOSE
In the face of the new Sea Shepherd captain, the Japanese employ old tactics.x CLOSE