- AND NOW LARRY KING LIVE.
- MY GUEST TONIGHTIS THE LITTLE BOY
WHO TOOK OVER THE WHALE WARS REALITY SHOW
AND TURNED IT INTO A BIG HIT.
PLEASE WELCOME STAN MARSHAND HIS CREW.
- HEY, JORDAN!I'M ON LARRY KING, MATE!
- SO, STAN,WHAT MOTIVATED YOU,
WHAT INSPIRED YOUTO GET OUT THERE
AND MAKE A HIT TV SHOW?
- NO, I DON'T REALLY CAREABOUT THE TV SHOW.
I'M JUST TRYING TO STOPTHE JAPANESE
FROM KILLING DOLPHINSAND WHALES.
- ONCE YOU BECAME CAPTAIN,THE METHODS USED
TO STOP THE JAPANESE DEFINITELYBECAME MORE AGGRESSIVE.
WAS THAT THE KEY TO HELPBOOST YOUR RATINGS?
- NO.I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SHOW.
- WE'RE PIRATES.
- I JUST WANT PEOPLETO KNOW THAT YOU CAN
STOP THE JAPANESE IF YOU HAVESOME REAL GOD DAMN BALLS.
- I'VE GOT BALLS.
- WELL, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLEWHO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
AS A POSITIVE THINGAND OF COURSE
MANY THAT SEEPROBLEMS WITH IT.
JOINING US NOWIS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
AND YOU SAY STAN'S METHODSARE UNETHICAL.
- LARRY, YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUTAND TAKE MATTERS
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS LIKE THIS.
IF YOU WANT A HIT TV SHOW,YOU HAVE TO GO
THROUGH PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS,PEOPLE THAT ARE IN UNIONS.
- BUT, SID, YOU SAW THE SHOWBEFORE STAN TOOK IT OVER.
YOU HAVE TO ADMITTHAT IT WAS NOTHING
BUT INCOMPETENT VEGAN PUSSIESDOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
AND TRYINGTO TURN IT INTO DRAMA.
- YES, BUT ITDOESN'T JUSTIFY
CHANGING THE ENTIRESHOW STRUCTURE
THAT THEIR OLD CAPTAIN HADPITCHED TO THE NETWORK.
- COULD WE PLEASE JUST TALKABOUT THE ACTUAL
WHALING PROBLEMFOR A SECOND?
- BUT THEIR OLD CAPTAIN,PAUL WATSON,
WAS AN UNORGANIZED,INCOMPETENT MEDIA WHORE
WHO THOUGHT LYINGTO EVERYONE WAS OKAY
AS LONG AS IT SERVEDHIS CAUSE.
- YES, OF COURSE.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PAUL WATSONWAS A SMUG,
NARCOLEPTIC LIARWITH NO CREDIBILITY, BUT--
- SCREW THIS.I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.
- ON THIS EPISODEOF REAL ACTUAL WHALE WARS...
Stan and his new crew go on Larry King Live.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.x CLOSE
Randy consoles Stan, while the Japanese continue their murderous rampage.x CLOSE
Stan tries to rally the boys to his cause.x CLOSE
Stan joins forces with the Whale Wars crew.x CLOSE
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.x CLOSE
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.x CLOSE
Stan and his new crew go on Larry King Live.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny join the cast, only to have the Deadliest Catch crew get in their way.x CLOSE
Just when all seems lost, the whales join the war.x CLOSE
In the face of the new Sea Shepherd captain, the Japanese employ old tactics.x CLOSE