- YEAH!- YEAH!
- YEAH! HELL YEAH!LET'S DO IT!
- ARE WE BADASSES?all: YEAH!
- ARE WE BADASSES?
- ALL RIGHT, SO...
WHAT DO WE DO?
HOW ABOUT WE GO ON THEIR SHIPAND THEN BEAT OURSELVES UP?
AND THEN WE CAN TELLTHE MEDIA THEY DID IT.
- GREAT IDEA, CAPTAIN.
- I'LL START RIGHT NOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
LUKE'S BEEN HURT TRYINGTO SAVE WHALES.
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
HOW ABOUT I PRETENDTO BE SHOT?
THEN WE CAN TELL THE MEDIATHE JAPANESE SHOT ME
AND STARTAN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS.
- WHOA, WAIT, WAIT.
WE DON'T WANT TO JUSTLIE ABOUT STUFF.
- WHY NOT?
- WELL, 'CAUSE THEN WE'RE JUST DOUCHEBAGS, DUDE.
COME ON.THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.
LET'S GET HARD-CORE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO BRING OUTTHE BIG GUNS.
YOU GUYS READY?READY?
AND THROW THE STINKY BUTTERAT THEM!
- HA-HA!YOU STINK NOW!
- WAIT.THAT'S IT?
- YEAH, WE MAKE 'EM STINK.
HA-HA!YOUR BOAT IS STINKY!
- THOSE GUYS ARE ALWAYS COVEREDIN DOLPHIN AND WHALE GUTS.
THEY DON'T CARE IF THEY STINK.
COME ON.LET'S BREAK THEIR BOAT.
- WELL, NO.THAT'D BE ILLEGAL.
- I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WEREPIRATES IN A WAR.
- I'M A PIRATE IN A WAR.
- PIRATES DON'T WORRYABOUT THE LAW!
YOU GUYS SAIDYOU WERE BADASSES!
- WE ARE.
PEOPLE THINK OUR METHODSARE EXTREME,
BUT WE'LL KEEP MAKINGTHEIR BOAT STINK
AS LONG AS THEY'RE KILLINGWHALES AND DOLPHINS.
- THE JAPANESE ARE SCAREDOF HOW HARD-CORE WE ARE.
- PAUL?- WHAT DO WE DO?
- WE DON'T HAVE A CAPTAIN.- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
Are We BAD ASSES?!
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.x CLOSE
Randy consoles Stan, while the Japanese continue their murderous rampage.x CLOSE
Stan tries to rally the boys to his cause.x CLOSE
Stan joins forces with the Whale Wars crew.x CLOSE
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.x CLOSE
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.x CLOSE
Stan and his new crew go on Larry King Live.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny join the cast, only to have the Deadliest Catch crew get in their way.x CLOSE
Just when all seems lost, the whales join the war.x CLOSE
In the face of the new Sea Shepherd captain, the Japanese employ old tactics.x CLOSE