- [sighs]HEY, PAL.
SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY GOTA LITTLE RUINED BY THE JAPANESE.
- DAD, WHY DID THEY DO THAT?
- WELL, STAN,THE JAPANESE JUST...
DON'T REALLY LIKE DOLPHINSVERY MUCH.
CERTAINLY NOT AS MUCHAS US NORMAL PEOPLE DO.
BUT, HEY, AT LEAST YOU STILLGOT YOUR T-SHIRT.
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVEYOUR NEAT PICTURE.
- DAN DIERDORF HEREWELCOMING YOU
TO THIS GREATFOOTBALL MATCHUP
BETWEEN THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFSAND THE MIAMI DOLPHINS.
WE'RE ALL SETFOR KICKOFF AND--
- OH, AND, DAN, IT LOOKSLIKE JAPANESE PEOPLE
ARE NOW RUSHING ONTO THE FIELD.
THIS IS NOT THE KINDOF THING
YOU WANT HAPPENINGDURING KICKOFF.
- FUCK YOU, DOLPHIN!
- SEVERAL WHALES AND DOLPHINSWERE AGAIN SLAUGHTERED
BY THE JAPANESE TODAY.
THIS TIME AT THE SIX FLAGSDISCOVERY KINGDOM
NEAR SAN FRANCISCO.
AQUARIUMS HAD BEENEXPERIMENTING
WITH METHODS TO KEEPTHE JAPANESE OUT,
BUT SO FAR, NOTHING SEEMSTO STOP THEM.
WHEN ASKED IF ALLOF JAPAN SUPPORTED
THE SLAUGHTERING OF WHALESAND DOLPHINS,
THE CURRENT PRIME MINISTEROF JAPAN,
YUKIO HATOYAMA,HAD THIS TO SAY.
- [clears throat]
FUCK YOU, WHALE!
AND FUCK YOU, DOLPHIN!
They Don't Really Like Dolphins That Much
Randy consoles Stan, while the Japanese continue their murderous rampage.
The Japanese terrorize aquariums and sea parks across the country.x CLOSE
Randy consoles Stan, while the Japanese continue their murderous rampage.x CLOSE
Stan tries to rally the boys to his cause.x CLOSE
Stan joins forces with the Whale Wars crew.x CLOSE
The Whale Wars crew is not quite as hardcore as Stan originally hoped.x CLOSE
The Sea Shepherd's new captain takes Whale Wars to the next level.x CLOSE
Stan and his new crew go on Larry King Live.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kenny join the cast, only to have the Deadliest Catch crew get in their way.x CLOSE
Just when all seems lost, the whales join the war.x CLOSE
In the face of the new Sea Shepherd captain, the Japanese employ old tactics.x CLOSE