YOU IDIOTS WANT WRASSLING?
THIS IS WRASSLING.
[crowd booing]HYAH. HUH! UGH.
- WE WANT SOME REAL WRESTLERS!
- THIS IS JUST A BUNCHOF GARBAGE.
AND YOU'RE ALL RUININGTHE GOOD NAME OF WRASSLING.
WRASSLINGIS FROM ANCIENT GREECE.
IT'S IN THE OLYMPICS.
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE?
GET OFF THE WRESTLING MAT!
- WHY DO I CARE?
THESE KIDS MADE IT SO REALWRASSLING IS GONE FROM SCHOOLS.
IT'S PRACTICALLY GONEFROM THE CULTURE.
DAMN IT, THEY TOOK MY JOB!
- THEY TOOK HIS JOB.
- I KNOW.SHH!
- YOU WANT TO KNOW PAIN?
PAIN IS DEDICATINGYOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO A SPORT,
TO A CAREER,
AND THEN HAVING IT ALLRIPPED AWAY FROM YOU
LIKE A BABE FROM ITS MOTHER.
- OH, MAN, THEY TOOK HIS JOB.
- THEY TOOK IT-DER.
- LOST EVERYTHING.
COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PAY
FOR MY LITTLE RETRIEVER,REX, ANYMORE.
ANIMAL CONTROL CAMEAND GOT HIM.
- THEY TOOK HIS DOG!
- THEY BOCK-IT-DER!
- TOOK IT-DER!
- I ENDED UPON THE STREETS, STEALING.
GOT BUSTED BY THE POLICE
AND HAD TO SPENDA NIGHT IN JAIL.
THE OTHER INMATES IN THEREBEAT ME UP,
FRACTURED MY JAWTO WHERE I COULDN'T EAT.
- THEY BROKE HIS JAW!
- THEY BROKE HIS JAW!
- SO YOU SEE,I HAVE NOTHING LEFT.
NOT EVEN THE WILL TO LIVE.
- SIR, THAT WAS ONE
OF THE FINESTWRESTLING PERFORMANCES
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
- WILL YOU NOT JOINOUR WRESTLING ORGANIZATION?
I PROMISE TO MAKE YOUOUR LEADING ACT.
- YOU MEAN IT?- COME.
I WANT TO GET YOUIN REHEARSALS RIGHT AWAY.
- WHAT?- DUDE.
- HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?OUR SHOW?
- SORRY, BOYS.
YOU ARE DECENT WRESTLERS,
BUT LACK THE RAW WRESTLINGTALENT THIS MAN HAS.
- THIS ISALL YOUR FAULT, KYLE.
YOU SCREWED UP THE SECOND ACT.
- ME? IT WASYOUR STUPID-ASS WRITING.
- FACE IT, STAN'S CRAPPY SINGINGIS WHAT SUNK US.
- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
- THIS HAS GOT TO BE FAKE.
- SCREW THIS.THIS IS JUST STUPID.
- OH, DON'T STARTWITH ME, KENNY!
They Took His Dog!
The Wrestling Coach proves in the end that he's the best wrestler of all.
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert where they each get purity rings.x CLOSE
The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.x CLOSE
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.x CLOSE
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.x CLOSE
A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.x CLOSE
Randy has a plan that will ensure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.x CLOSE
Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.x CLOSE
Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.x CLOSE
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.x CLOSE
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.x CLOSE
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE