- EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY, I'M AFRAIDTHIS AREA IS OFF-LIMITS.
- OH, DON'T MIND ME.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO--
- OH, HEY!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- OH, HOW I LONG FORTHE SPRING MEADOWS OF RUSSIA,
THE SOFT RUSSIAN SKY.
- WHEN ARE YOU GOINGTO FACE REALITY, CONGO?
JUST BECAUSEYOU WERE RAISED BY PANTHERS
DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE ONE.
- HE'S CLOSER TO A PANTHERTHAN YOU'LL EVER BE!
- LIES! THESE ARE ALLA BUNCH OF LIES!
NOW, YOU LISTEN HERE,EL POLLO LOCO.
IT DOESN'T MATTERIF YOUR WIFE WAS KILLED.
YOU CANNOT KEEPIRENE'S ABORTED BABY.
- DON'T LET HIM CRAWL BACKTO MEXICO, SGT. HAMMERCLAW.
- ONLY ONE SHOT...
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT,YOU WWE PRESIDENT ASSHOLE,
YOUR FAULT WE ALL DIE HERERIGHT NOW.
- OH, DIOS MIO! MATARON EL POLLO LOCO!
[cheers and applause]
[traditional Mexican music]
The Wrestling Coach attempts to sabotage the boys' performance.
The boys get all pumped for a professional wrestling match.x CLOSE
The boys sign up for South Park Elementary's Junior Wrestling Club, only to realize that real wrestling is totally lame.x CLOSE
The Wrestling Takedown Federation is born and the rednecks buy into the action.x CLOSE
Bad Irene reveals the truth to Stan the Man and Juggernaut.x CLOSE
The rednecks talk about the greatest wrestling they've ever seen.x CLOSE
The boy's backyard wrestling league really takes off.x CLOSE
The wrestling coach recieves some bad news while the boys get the best news our their lives.x CLOSE
Drama unfolds on stage as Juggernaut tries to run away from his problems.x CLOSE
Cartman calls an emergency meeting to discuss the weak links in their organization.x CLOSE
The boys hold auditions to find better wrestling talent.x CLOSE